| You were lyin' there with nothing on
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| But a goofy little grin and a platinum blonde
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| I can’t believe you’d do that on our bed
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| I got a pistol and I got a bullet
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| And a pissed off finger just itchin' to pull it
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| The only thing keepin' me from losin' my head
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| Is I hate stripes and orange ain’t my color
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| And if I squeeze that trigger tonight
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| I’ll be wearin' one or the other
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| There’s no crime of passion worth a crime of fashion
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| The only thing savin' your life
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| Is that I don’t look good in orange and I hate stripes
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| Woah, woah, woah
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| I could fall in love with a prison guard
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| I could sell cigarettes in the prison yard
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| Don’t think hard time would be that hard on me
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| I could pick up trash on the side of the road
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| But I’d die if I saw someone I know
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| Ain’t the chains, it’s the clothes that’s stoppin' me
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| I hate stripes and orange ain’t my color
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| And if I squeeze that trigger tonight
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| I’ll be wearin' one or the other
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| There’s no crime of passion worth a crime of fashion
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| The only thing savin' your life
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| Is that I don’t look good in orange and I hate stripes
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| Oh, and one shot ain’t worth a bad mugshot
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| God knows I wouldn’t be caught holdin' up a number
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| While the whole town’s starin' at the picture
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| In the paper of me wearin' stripes
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| There’s no crime of passion worth a crime of fashion
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| The only thing savin' your life
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| Is that I don’t look good in orange and I hate stripes
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| And orange ain’t my color
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| And if I squeeze that trigger tonight
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| I’ll be wearin' one or the other
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| There’s no crime of passion worth a crime of fashion
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| The only thing savin' your life
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| Is that I don’t look good in orange and I hate stripes
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| Woah, woah, woah, woah |