| Oh it happened in Vienna, not so very long ago
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| When not enough folks were getting sick
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| That a starving young physician tried to better his position
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| By discovering what made his patients tick
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| Oh Doctor Freud, Oh Doctor Freud
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| How we wish you had been differently employed
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| For this set of circumstances surely enhances the finances
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| Of the followers of Doctor Sigmund Freud
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| He forgot about sclerosis but invented the psychosis
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| Plus a hundred ways that sex could be enjoyed
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| He adopted as his credo, down repression, up libido
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| That was the start of Doctor Sigmund Freud
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| Oh Doctor Freud, Oh Doctor Freud
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| How we wish you had been differently employed
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| For this set of circumstances surely enhances the finances
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| Of the followers of Doctor Sigmund Freud
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| He analyzed the dreams of the teens and libertines
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| He substituted monologues for pills
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| He drew crowds just like Will Sandler, when along came Jung and Adler
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| They said 'By God, there’s gold in them there hills'
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| They encountered no resistance as they served as Freud’s assistants
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| And with ego and with id they deftly toyed
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| Instead of toting bedpans, they wore analytic deadpans
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| Those ambitious doctors Adler, Jung, and Freud
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| Now the big three have departed, but not so this thing they started
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| It’s been carried on by many a goodly band
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| And to trauma, shock, and war shock, someone went and added Rorschach
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| The thing has got completely out of hand
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| Oh Doctor Freud, Oh Doctor Freud
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| How we wish you had been differently employed
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| For this set of circumstances surely enhances the finances
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| Of the followers of Doctor Sigmund Freud |