| Well you can Telex my accountant
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| Call up Tele-Credit, too
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| I know they sent a monthly statement
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| But I never read it through
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| You say you won’t accept my Visa
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| Or American Express
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| And the computer is suspicious
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| 'Cause I’ve got no fixed address
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| Lady, that’s a valid document
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| Check out the way I’m dressed
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| You know the way I’m feeling now
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| I’d take a lie-detector test
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| Paradise lost for capital gain
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| Traded for a ticket on the gravy train
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| I can amortize the cost with a minimum of pain
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| But I need it for a write off
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| Can’t take another night off
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| You know I never carry change
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| I just Charge it
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| Where do I sign?
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| Charge it
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| Show me the dotted line
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| Charge It
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| I don’t have the time to waste
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| Charge It
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| Oh don’t mess around
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| Charge It
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| I’ve got to get downtown
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| 'Cause I promised to deliver
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| To live up to the letter of the
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| Lord, I’m in a state of grace
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| (Yeah, baby angel)
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| Oh, oh!
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| Well, I’ve enjoyed us doing business
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| But I really must confess
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| This pompous attitute just isn’t calculated to impress
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| There’s a driver in my car outside
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| Who’s easily distressed
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| Lady, when he’s through with you
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| He’s gonna leave your face a mess
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| Paradise lost for capital gain
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| Traded for a ticket on the gravy train
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| I can amortize the cost with a minimum of pain
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| But I need it for a write-off
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| Can’t take another night off
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| You know I never carry change
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| I just Charge It
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| Where do I sign?
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| Charge It
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| Show me the dotted line
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| Charge It
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| I don’t have the time to waste
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| Charge It…
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| (Oh, don’t mess around)
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| Charge It
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| I’ve got to get downtown
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| 'Cause I promised to deliver
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| To live up to the letter of the
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| Lord, I’m in a state of grace
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| (There's goes that (), babe)
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| (It's an equal opportunity there)
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| Charge It
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| Where do I sign?
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| Charge It
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| Show me the dotted line
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| Charge It
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| I don’t have the time to waste
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| (Oh, don’t mess around, babe)
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| (Don't mess around, babe)
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| Charge It
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| Where do I sign?
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| Charge It
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| Show me the dotted line
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| I don’t have the time to
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| Charge It
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| (What is that?)
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| (A blue one, I don’t have a blue one)
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| (A red one, I don’t have a red one)
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| (Oh, just that gold one)
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| (I don’t know, do they come in platinum?)
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| (Whoa babe)
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| Where do I sign
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| (Maybe I can just make my mark)
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| (I don’t know, do you read?)
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| (Are you literate, babe?)
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| (Are you numerate, babe?)
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| (Do you get laid, babe?)
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| (I don’t carry green, it’s just)
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| (It makes such a bulge in the pocket)
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| (You like the suit?)
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| (There's something in the piping in the back)
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| (I wanted to have changed)
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| (But my Spanish tailor didn’t fly in last week)
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| (You know him? He’s called Manuel)
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| (But he always makes the pocket so that if you put money in it)
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| (It looks so ugly)
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| (Oh, cash, baby)
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| (… cash anymore, babe)
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| (Oh, fine send for the manager)
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| (You can’t be the manager)
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| (Are you kidding?)
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| (There's a serious problem in personnel) |