| If it’s tea, give me coffee
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| If it’s coffee, give me tea
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| I might become progressive
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| So there’s less inequity
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| Still I hate paying taxes
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| So I might go G.O.P.
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| But if it’s tea, give me coffee
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| If it’s coffee, give me tea
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| If it’s tea, give me coffee
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| If it’s coffee, give me tea
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| I might believe that social justice is the way
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| It’s meant to be
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| Still I’m hoping to get rich
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| I might go G.O.P.
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| But if it’s tea, give me coffee
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| If it’s coffee, give me tea
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| Even if it’s not a party
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| Even if it’s just a clatch
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| If you can’t tell the difference
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| I wanna know how you gonna mix and match
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| If it’s tea, give me coffee
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| If it’s coffee, give me tea
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| I might become progressive
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| For accountability
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| Still I hate that bloated government
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| So I might go G.O.P.
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| If it’s tea, give me coffee
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| If it’s coffee, give me tea
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| Even if it’s wishful thinking
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| Even if it’s fantasyland
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| Someone’s got to pay the tab
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| That’s not so hard to understand
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| If it’s tea, give me coffee
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| If it’s coffee, give me tea
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| I might become progressive
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| So there’s less inequity
|
| Still I hate paying taxes
|
| So I might go G.O.P.
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| But if it’s tea, give me coffee
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| If it’s coffee, give me tea
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| (Tea, give me coffee)
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| Come on
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| (Coffee, give me tea)
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| Said if it’s tea, give me coffee
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| If it’s coffee, give me tea
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| (Tea, give me coffee
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| Coffee, give me tea)
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| Said if it’s tea, give me coffee
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| If it’s coffee, give me tea
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| (Tea, give me coffee)
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| Alright
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| (Coffee, give me tea)
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| If it’s tea, give me coffee
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| If it’s coffee, give me tea |