| I bought a Porsche
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| And I’m leavin' Grand Rapids
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| Quit my job, quit my school
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| Quit this place
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| My mother cried
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| My father was fried
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| Hey, I’ve got no time, man
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| I wanna say goodbye to my babes
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| I like girls
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| I dumped Sheila on Thursday
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| I’ll drop Melissa today
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| I’ll kiss some tears off of Donna
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| Ask if she’ll call on Shauna
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| Amanda, and Sandra and Kay
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| I like girls, I love 'em to death
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| Hey Valentino! |
| You goin' somewhere?
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| You wouldn’t sneak out on me, would you?
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| What’s that a blond hair?
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| He must visualize himself an Errol Flynn
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| I see myself a suave sophisticated lover
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| I’ll meet a rich hot old Hollywood dame
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| You see, my ultimate goal
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| Will be my life bein' told
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| In a penthouse letter that I can frame
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| And keep at home
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| I like girls, I love 'em, oh yeah
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| New luggage? |
| Did you say you were going
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| Somewhere? |
| Oh, just out for some fresh air
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| Does she have a nice pair?
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| He was swallowed alive by the freeway
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| Turned into an ant on parade
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| He bravely drove off that beast
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| Aimed his car back to the east
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| Why be a snack at home?
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| I’m a feast, for the girls
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| I like girls, I really like 'em
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| Well, well, well. |
| Look who’s back. |
| Run out of gas?
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| Patty, I was just gonna call you. |
| Look…
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| I left Donna and Shauna
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| And Katy and Carrie
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| Melissa and Dena
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| I just didn’t have any use for 'em
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| I just want you
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| Really, no really, honest!
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| Oink off! |