| My baby don’t like fancy places
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| She just wants to make it to the submarine races
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| She really goes for ―
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| Hey! |
| Hey buddy! |
| Hey, hey
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| Get out of here, would you?
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| Hey, are you gonna score some submarine races?
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| Well, it’s sort of an excuse, you know
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| Excuse?
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| At first she didn’t know what it was all ―
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| Look, hey, buddy, I’d sure like to go along
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| 'Cause I really like submarines
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| No you don’t know ―
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| You know, I’ve been studying 'em
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| Since I been a little whippersnapper
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| No, you don’t understand there
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| Since I been knee-high to a periscopy
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| No, actually it’s just an excuse ―
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| Why I studied about all the famous ones
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| You know, like the Nautilus and the U2
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| Well, we just go down to the beach
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| And we sort of park by the ―
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| Park? |
| Well, I’d be glad to go with you
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| And look out the window
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| Well, I don’t think really my girl would like that too
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| Much because we like to ―
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| Well, just tell her I’m just trying to like a friend you know
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| No, well, it’s just kind of private
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| There’s really no races
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| You know what I mean?
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| Oh, there aren’t? |
| Well
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| You mean that you can just look
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| At 'em can’t you, like from afar, you know
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| Well, see really what we do ―
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| I’d like to observe them from your window if I could
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| No, but you can’t because we just go down and park
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| Like on the end of Chautauqua there ―
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| Chautauqua?
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| And like we, like, look at the ocean ―
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| Look at the ocean? |
| Well I’d like to look at the ocean
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| With you fellow, you know
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| No, but I look at her and she looks and me
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| And we smile and ―
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| Yeah, I’d smile, too, if I looked at you, buddy
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| Well, anyhow, I’d sure like to come along
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| Now, look, if you just take me along with you
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| I’ll do nothing but sit in the backseat and build my Revell submarine kit race
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| Well, we don’t particularly want you along
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| Well, look now, I’ll be very quiet, very quiet
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| I’ll even let you glue on my conning tower
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| Well, you’re not necessarily involved in the whole situation… |