| You don’t even care about me |
| Tell me why I care about you |
| This ain’t the movies but I think that you’re the one |
| Rachel let me be your |
| Mr. McAdams |
| Rachel they gon' call me Mr. McAdams |
| I’ll take your name girl, facts |
| It’s insanely farfetched |
| I ain’t playing, why you think I’ve been rapping |
| To be Mr. McAdams, say yes |
| Don’t lie to me, don’t lie to me, don’t lie |
| You think I’m fucking sick |
| You think I lost my shit |
| You think I’m weird AF |
| But that endearing freckle upon your chin is too much |
| I got a freckle on my face too |
| I know you’ve dated Taylor Kitsch (Uh) |
| And I know you’ve seen Ryan Gosling’s dick (Skrrt!) |
| Oh girl, I don’t know at all girl |
| I just wanna take you to a ball, have a ball girl |
| Valet will call me |
| Mr. McAdams |
| Rachel they gon' call me Mr. McAdams |
| I’ll take your name girl, facts |
| It’s insanely farfetched |
| I ain’t playing, why you think I’ve been rapping |
| To be Mr. McAdams, say yes |
| Are you a blonde or brunette? |
| You pull 'em both off like socks in a bed |
| Notebook even had a little bit of red (True) |
| I don’t why I’m telling you why about your hair (Ah) |
| You would know best, you was there, it’s your hair (Stupid) |
| Girl I confess that I suck dick (Ay) |
| Not suck dick like gave head (Nah) |
| I’m just bad at doing this shit (Hey) |
| Girl just let me prove that I’m him (Ay) |
| Heard you’re 5'4″, I bet you don’t even know that’s my ideal height (Ay) |
| I’m 6″ (Ay), eh 5'11″, I’m 5'10″ (Oh), friends say I’m funny (Yep) |
| And I got fans too so I can relate to this being off-putting (Sorry) |
| But I just know you’d like what I could give (Swerve) |
| Imagine guac without no chips (Ooh) |
| Imagine me up at your door (Ay) |
| Out of nowhere (Oh) |
| What would you say? (Oh) |
| What would we do? (Oh) |
| Probably be weird, too much buildup, (Uh) |
| Too much presh |
| Or maybe we would fuck like rabbits |
| Maybe I’m your Brad Pitt |
| Fuck Brad Pitt |
| Don’t think about him |
| I’m Mr. McAdams (Mr. McAdams) |
| Rachel they gon' call me Mr. McAdams (Mr. McAdams) |
| I’ll take your name girl, facts |
| It’s insanely farfetched |
| I ain’t playing, why you think I’ve been rapping |
| To be Mr. McAdams, say yes |
| You don’t even care about me |
| Tell me why I care about you |
| This ain’t the movies but I think that you’re the one |
| Rachel let me be your |
| Mr. McAdams |