| Me like to go
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| Down to the church
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| And drinks some holy water
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| But I don’t like it
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| The priest don’t like it
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| But me can’t seem to help it
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| Sail away-o away-o
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| Me live me life free like a birdie
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| 'cause me likes to sing
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| Me likes what me do and me can’t seem to help it
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| I went to the zoo and saw some monkeys
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| Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
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| I went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today
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| Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
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| I saw the giraffe but he didn’t make any sounds
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| Sometimes me bad
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| I forgot the words, um oooh
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| We’re going on a field trip
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| A field trip a field trip
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| A field trip a field trip
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| A field trip a field trip
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| A field trip a field trip
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| Mr. Laurie’s gonna be there too
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| Mr. Harry, he drives the big van
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| Sometimes me bad, eat me dental floss
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| Pull him Jesus from the cross
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| Touch me thing thing
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| Somebody stole my Amy Grant records today
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| I think me turned twenty two today
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| And some body gave me a present
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| And me turned twenty-two today
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| But they’re not as pretty as Barbara Mandrell
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| And the milkman came
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| The milkman came, and he tooks him fish
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| He tooks him fish, now me cryin' me cryin'
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| Him milkman made me cry
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| Then the mailman came
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| Make me peepee on the floor
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| Hide me sandwich in me drawers
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| Uh Hit my head against the door
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| Get something to drink
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| Me likes to go
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| Down to the park
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| And takes him nuts from him squirrels
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| And you know what time it is
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| It’s the closet for me it’s the closet for me
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| Him so dark me cannot see
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| It’s the closet for me the closet for me
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| Mr. Harry says that will teach me
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| No, I don’t wanna do the special olympics one
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| My friend’s the seat on my toilet
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| And he always seems to shout at me
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| Ooh-hoo mister, don’t you pee on me
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| When I’m shitting it’s a totally different story
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| Then he doesn’t seem to pay me mind
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| He’s not afraid of my fat behind
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| And on the unfortunate occasion
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| When I miss the bowl and pee on him
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| Lets me off with a smile and a warning
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| Don’t do it again |