| I don’t matter, you don’t matter
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| Neither does this mindless clatter
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| It don’t matter where you’re from
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| What matters is your uniform
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| Wear your braces round your seat
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| Doctor Marten’s on your feet
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| Keep your bonnet very neat
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| For credibility on street
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| We are marching as to war
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| We won’t be obscure no more
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| In uniform, in uniform
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| I am really living life inside a jar, I’m all alone
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| So I feel forgiven if I’m under par, a fallen clone
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| Only in the river can I claim a star to call my own
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| I’m newly born in uniform, I’m up on the throne
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| I am frightened, you are frightened
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| Should we get our trousers tightened?
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| Where in Brighton is your norm
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| And wears enlightened uniform?
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| On my parka is some band
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| I don’t really understand
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| Perry is my guiding hand
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| Scooter polo sweeps the land
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| We are marching as to war
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| We won’t be obscure no more
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| In uniform, in uniform
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| People think we dress alike to segregate identities
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| Pills or drink or puffing pipes in integrated entities
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| Then they wink and snort their line
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| And say how great their Bentley is
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| They feel so warm when they confirm
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| They say that nakedness is what our Lord intended
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| When we stand naked then we all appear the same
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| But it’s just faking it if we all try pretending
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| Are we just making all our prayers in the rain
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| Heaven knows I need new clothes
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| We are marching as to war
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| But we are really fighting for
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| Our uniform, our uniform
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| When I contemplate my future I go numb, don’t feel a thing
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| I don’t overrate my suitors, number one, I always sing
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| But the state and their computers make me run for comfort
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| In my uniform, in uniform I feel like a king
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| They say that nakedness is what our Lord intended
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| That we stand naked, then we all appear the same
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| But it’s just faking it if we all try pretending
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| Are we just making all our prayers in the rain
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| It seems insane
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| But heaven knows
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| It’s all the same
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| And I need new clothes |