| Well, I touched down en route to my connection
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| A man in the gift shop called me a fag
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| I feel like my tucked-up erection
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| There’s pressure all over my head
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| And I know this is how I get paid
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| But it’s not really how I wanna get laid too
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| Hundred forty when I last got weighed
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| And I’m gonna lose more by Saturday
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| They’re playing your song on the radio station
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| Mugging me off all across the nation
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| If you don’t eat, then you’ll never grow
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| I should’ve learned that quite a while ago
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| I know it gets hard sometimes
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| Making out with people that you don’t like
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| I know you don’t feel alright
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| But you look just fine to me
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| Well, I pissed myself on the Texan intersection
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| With George spilling things all over his bag
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| And I took shit for being quiet during the election
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| Maybe that’s fair, but I’m a busy guy
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| I get stoned nowhere and get paid there
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| It’s not really how babies get made
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| So, I take a minute when I think I won’t die from stopping
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| Oh, I’m just a busy guy
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| They’re playing your song on the radio station
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| Mugging me off all across the nation
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| If you don’t shoot, then you’ll never know
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| You should’ve learned that quite a while ago
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| I know it gets hard sometimes
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| Taking out your shit on the ones you like
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| You know, I didn’t feel alright
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| Until you spoke to me
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| You, I’ve been waiting for you
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| My whole life, waiting for you
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| I’ve been waiting for you
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| Well, I’m gonna get a condom, but it’s for her protection
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| And maybe I’ll get some fun for the night |