| I got four and a half grand from FIT
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| I got £2,300 for that remix
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| I’ve gotta pay 935 for this sofa
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| And I’m still waiting for my accountant to get that check for £6,200
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| And I made £1600 on that SLK
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| And oh yeah, yeah, I gotta sign on
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| £70 is still £70 I tell ya
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| I ain’t goin' in that place mate, ahh
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| Stinks of piss man!
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| You gotta claim the dole ya cunt!
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| If I ain’t claiming the dole, my name ain’t ??
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| I’m running a record label 'ere!
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| I gotta have a few good in my pocket.
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| I’ve had enough of seeking a job
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| And claiming Jobseekers allowance
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| I’m impatient so I’m allowin' it
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| Every fortnight, I gotta sit?
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| In a Portsmouth shirt and a badge with her first name on it
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| She boffels for time, close enough to 1 hour
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| Does fuck all but mumbles while clicking on a mouse
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| Twisting her screen, towards me, so I can see
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| A long list of vacancies, that pay pittance fees
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| Every time I try and tell her 'I ain’t working for a ?'
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| From 11 to 3, or from 9 to 5
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| She sits back in her seat, rolls her eyes and sighs
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| Saying I need to fix up, cos I’m gunna be 25
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| How the fuck can this bitch tell me how to live my life?
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| Like i’m an illiterate kid that can’t read or write?
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| All of this for a gorgie, your £44 a week
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| Fuck the DSS and your gorgie, you can keep it
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| £44 a week to live on, £88 a fortnight
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| Quatre of an ounce of skunk a week and my gorgie is done
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| £44 a week to live on, £88 a fortnight
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| That’s a brand spanking new pair of Nike air max and my ge#orgie is done
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| All the advisers have gone on their lunch
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| It’s now 12.30, they’ll be back at 1
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| I’ve been in here for 1 hour, i’m done!
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| If only I woke up when my alarm rung
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| I would not have been 10 minutes late, sittin, pissed!
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| Referred by this cunt on the phone talking shit!
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| He could have just signed me and handled this quick
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| Instead, looks me up and down like i’m a prick!
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| Every 2 weeks on Wednesday i’m here flippin' (.screwin?)
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| Booklet in hand, pushin buttons or queuing
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| They’re either gossiping or interviewing
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| They always ignore your queries when you’re new in
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| Oh here she comes through the front entrance doors
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| Shirley’s her name, ??
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| ? |
| or retail I hate lookin for
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| For £4.30 an hour that is poor!
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| I might as well hustle my giro, withdraw!
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| £44 a week to live on, £88 a fortnight
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| That’s a couple of bottles of wine in market bar and my gorgie is done
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| £44 a week to live on, £88 a fortnight
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| Stone Island t-shirt from selfridges and my gorgie is done
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| Or alternatively, I could shot rocks outside Camden tube station
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| Hang on a minute… I swear you can still sign on when you’re selling drugs?
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| That’s the fucking beauty of it!
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| The DSS stands for 'Dick head sitting still'
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| That’s what they do behind their desk, just sit still
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| Bellin' me about an interview for new deal
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| While i’m down at my lawyers about to sign a new deal
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| They’re under the impression i’m a lazy git
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| Like i just cotch indoors all day blazin spliffs
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| But little do they kno, i spit for a pay roll
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| In Cambridge, Manchester, Nottingham, and Bristol
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| They want me, to button up, my Ralph shirts, and my tie
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| Be right, there on time, 1 on 1, why 9?
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| With a reference, and my CV and my P45
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| To provide some bit of evidence of how i’ve been getting by
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| To see if i’m lying, but i’m just, too smart
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| Tryin to stare me deep in the eyes to catch me off guard
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| But i’m making this claim, no way would I change
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| You can put me on new deal, i’ll claim, again
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| £44 a week to live on, £88 a fortnight
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| Thats 3 new dvd’s from HMV and my gorgie is done
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| £44 a week to live on, £88 a fortnight
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| Thats ISS and FIFA on PS2 and my gorgie is done |