| Your Ethos | 
| Your Pathos | 
| Your Porthos | 
| Your Aramis | 
| Your Brut Cologne | 
| You’re writing home | 
| You are hopeless | 
| Your hopelessness | 
| Is rising around you, rising around you | 
| You like it | 
| It gives you something to do | 
| In the day time | 
| Hey buddy, you need a hobby | 
| You are tired of moving forward | 
| You think of the future | 
| And secretly you piddle your pants | 
| The puddle of piddle | 
| Which used to be little | 
| Is rising around you, rising around you | 
| You like it | 
| It gives you something to do | 
| In the night time | 
| Well, you travel to bars | 
| You also go to Winchell’s Doughnuts | 
| And hang out with the Highway Patrol | 
| Sometimes you’ll go to a pizza place | 
| You go toSharkey’s to get that | 
| American kind of pizza | 
| That has the ugly, waxey, fake yellow kind | 
| Of yellow Cheese on the top… | 
| Then you go to Straw Hat Pizza, | 
| To get all of those artificial ingredients | 
| That never belonged on a pizza in the first place | 
| (But the white people really like it…) | 
| Oh well, you’ll go anyplace, you’ll do anything | 
| Oh you’ll give me your underpants | 
| I hope these aren’t yours, buddy… | 
| They’re very nice, though | 
| You’ll go to Santa Monica Boulevard, | 
| You’ll go to the Blue Parrot | 
| No problem, you’ll go anyplace | 
| You’ll do anything | 
| Just so you can hang out with the others | 
| The others just like you | 
| Afraid of the future | 
| (Death Valley Days, straight ahead) | 
| The future is scary | 
| Yes, it sure is | 
| Well, the puddle is rising | 
| It smells like the ocean | 
| A body of water to isolate England | 
| And also Reseda | 
| The oil, in patches | 
| All over Atlantis, Atlantis | 
| You remember Atlantis | 
| Donovan, the guy with the brocade coat, | 
| Used to sing to you about Atlantis | 
| You loved it, you were so involved then | 
| That was back in the days when you used to | 
| Smoke a banana | 
| You would scrape the stuff off the middle | 
| You would smoke it | 
| You even thought you was getting ripped from it | 
| No problem | 
| Ah Atlantis, they could really get down there | 
| The plankton, the krill | 
| The giant underwater pyramid, the squid decor | 
| Excuse me. | 
| Todd | 
| The big ol' giant underwater door | 
| The dome, the bubbles, the blue light | 
| Light, light, light, light | 
| Blue light blue light | 
| The seepage, the sewage, the rubbers, the napkins | 
| Your ethos, your pathos | 
| Your flag hole, your port-hole | 
| Your language | 
| You’re frightened | 
| Your future | 
| You can’t even speak your own fucking language | 
| You can’t read it anymore | 
| You can’t write it anymore | 
| Your language | 
| The future of your language | 
| Your meat loaf | 
| Don’t let your meat loaf | 
| Heh, Heh, Heh | 
| Your Micro-Nanette | 
| Your Brut | 
| Cologne |