| This one’s for Julie, who we love
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| I love her almost as I do Alma
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| But we don’t do Alma no more
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| It’s called 'England's Glory'. | 
| if you wanna sing
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| Please sing
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| There are jewels in the crown of England’s glory
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| And every jewel shines a thousand ways
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| Frankie Howerd, No’l Coward and garden gnomes
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| Frankie Vaughan, Kenneth Horne, Sherlock Holmes
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| Monty, Biggles and Old King Cole
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| In the pink or on the dole
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| Oliver Twist and Long John Silver
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| Captain Cook and Nelly Dean
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| Enid Blyton, Gilbert Harding
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| Malcolm Sargeant, Graham Greene (Graham Greene)
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| All the jewels in the crown of England’s glory
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| Too numerous to mention, but a few
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| And every one could tell a different story
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| And show old England’s glory something new
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| Nice bit of kipper and Jack the Ripper and Upton Park
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| Gracie, Cilla, Maxy Miller, Petula Clark
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| Winkles, Woodbines, Walnut Whips
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| Vera Lynn and Stafford Cripps
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| Lady Chatterley, Muffin the Mule
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| Winston Churchill, Robin Hood
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| Beatrix Potter, Baden-Powell
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| Beecham’s powders, Yorkshire pud (Yorkshire pud)
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| With Billy Bunter, Jane Austen
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| Reg Hampton, George Formby
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| Billy Fury, Little Titch
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| Uncle Mac, Mr. Pastry and all
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| Uncle mac, Mr. Patry and all
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| Allright england?
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| G’wan england
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| Oh england
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| All the jewels in the crown of England’s glory
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| Too numerous to mention, but a few
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| And every one could tell a different story
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| And show old England’s glory something new
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| Somerset Maugham, Top Of The Form with the Boys' Brigade
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| Mortimer Wheeler, Christine Keeler and the Board of Trade
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| Henry Cooper, wakey wakey, England’s labour
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| Standard Vanguard, spotted dick, England’s workers
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| England’s glory |