| One pussy licken', comin' up! |
| «What's your name handsome?» |
| «Clyde, Ms. Virginia, a pleasure to see you. |
| Oh my, you’re all naked too, like Ms. Marge |
| Are you going to suck the poison out too?» |
| «Do you know what’s under my apron?» |
| «No ma’am, I aint never looked… a cock like I got, I guess.» |
| «No Clyde, it’s a nice big cunt.» |
| My name is Shaggy but some call me saggy balls |
| Cuz you can see my ball sack hangin out my drawers |
| I wear short shorts, bitches stop and stare |
| Later on you see me partin through their cotton hair |
| I need a bytch |
| I always gotta check and ask |
| How many corn dogs been to the cotton patch |
| And when I fuck bytches thats what I’m tryna do |
| My nuts is people so I’m tryna stuff em in there too |
| Cotton Candy |
| It wasn’t made for the mouth |
| You don’t believe me? |
| Then take a look and then South |
| Rotten candy, is what you’ll find without a doubt |
| I stick my wang in the cotton hole and then I’m out |
| Jump Steady, Rude Boy, and Nate the Mac, |
| They huntin' cotton, and Shaggy Shag know where it’s at |
| So don’t be stingy, there’s more than one wicked clown |
| And bytch you got enough cotton here to go around |
| Now some bytches wanna go and shave the cotton off, straight to the candy |
| I’m with it |
| I wont get lost |
| That’s why I bring the clippers with me |
| They comin in handy |
| When you fuck around with the cotton candy |
| (Chorus) |
| Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy Cotton Candy |
| yeah hey hey, |
| Cotton Candy don’t get wet until it’s in your mouth she told me (2x) |
| My name is J |
| the kiddies call me genie pants |
| Cuz i can play the flute and make my dick start to dance |
| Like a snake I make it shake, rattle, and roll |
| And this year my balls made it to the Cotton Bowl |
| Unlike Shaggy, he’s scared of the cotton pie |
| I ate so much cotton candy I got pink eye |
| I can remember the first time I had a taste |
| She pulled her panties down and stuck the cotton in my face |
| I said «Your Daddy’s home» |
| She said «So fuckin what» |
| I tried to take my ding-a-ling and stick in her butt |
| I tried to push it in |
| I couldn’t turn it out |
| She said «Cotton Candy dont get wet until it’s in your mouth!» |
| Ohhh shit, so what was i to do? |
| Run like a bytch, or have the cotton stew? |
| I thought for a second, then I said «what the fuck» |
| I ate so much cotton that my tongue came out her butt! |
| Bblblbllll bytch, I’ll have another bowl |
| My boys had to come and get me cuz I lost control |
| On our way out I had a new attitude |
| I’m like «lets go eat some more pussy dude!» |
| (Chorus) |
| «Marge, you know where the money is. You get it and hold it for |
| Miss Vicki while I kiss her pussy.» |
| «Sure, Clyde, honey.» |
| «Okay Clyde, now before you kiss my pussy lips, Lick the insides of my thighs, |
| here and here. Yes, it helps get pussy warmer.» |
| «Yes, ma’am» |
| «That's it, Clyde, nice and slow. Oh, that’s nice, Clyde baby.» |
| (Chorus) |
| «Nice and slow. Oh, that’s nice, Clyde baby. Oh God! Oh! Lick the hairs of my |
| pussy! Ohh-oh that’s nice Clyde! Keep licking! |
| Keep licking! Oh my pussy, come on, Clyde!» |
| (Chorus) |
| «Go ahead and suck you bastard. |
| Oh lick it, oh! fuck! lick more |
| Suck it, suck it, suck motherfucker, suck!» |