| My own boss
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| Work
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| Last year I was taking them notes, ayy (Notes)
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| Conference room every day is the woes
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| Last year at work
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| I was irked, I was irked
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| Tryna figure out them ad buys
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| This year at work
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| I been drinking with some black guys
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| Hey I done came up (Sho' nuff)
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| Like, last year at work
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| I’m like oh, that’s my boss, she a bitch
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| She know this
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| She lookin' at me every day like «Dave, where you going?»
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| I’m looking back like, «Hoe» (I hate your demeanor)
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| «To print some shit» but you don’t even know
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| Now look what happened, now who rapping?
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| Now at work I ask to look at bitches' titties then this happens (Work)
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| Titties looking back at me like «Dicky, boy, what’s cracking?»
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| I look back at titties like «I need a sec, I’m rappin'»
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| Titties looking back at me like, «take your time, you snappin'»
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| I’m like, «woo, I’m getting paid for that?»
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| I’m getting paid for that?
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| Nah, I’m getting paid for that?
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| I’m getting paid for that?
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| Nah, I’m getting paid for that?
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| (All of these hoes been on me
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| I’ll never go back homie)
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| Homie last week I was up in Miami (Great weather)
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| Got paid to chill in the club
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| Literally, chilling, like not even rapping
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| I think I did a good job
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| Sat there on Twitter, my new correspondence
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| Is going through all of these wonderful compliments
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| Used to be scrutinizing all these documents
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| Now when I sign off on something, it’s body parts
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| Titty, booty, macking a cutie
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| Got her back in the back of the room of the venue cause she copped that meet
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| and greet
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| I got them going down in their prime like Aaliyah be
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| Used to post up, on time, no brakes
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| Now the Burd post up on the vine, no grapes
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| Used to have to swallow all the pride
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| Had to piss out the slacks of the sack in the sweats every day
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| Used to buy brands, now the brands pay Dave
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| Like, I just got a box of Pumas, cause they think I’m cool
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| Watch me mention StarKist Tuna, watch my fridge get full
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| I used to sit and wait for Friday
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| But now my whole week like a Friday
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| I’m getting paid for that?
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| Nah, I’m getting paid for that?
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| I’m getting paid for that?
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| Nah, I’m getting paid for that?
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| (All of these hoes been on me
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| I’ll never go back homie)
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| Last year I’m stuck up doing shit up in a cubicle
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| They tell me what to do, I’m thinking «fuck that shit»
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| But y’all, I couldn’t tell them what the fuck I’m thinking
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| Now they’re paying just to listen to this shit, I got up on my lid
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| Got three or four bitches who 'bout to get the fourth down
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| That’s a first, I remember when what lunch I picked was all I get
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| My bitch make that coffee, now only boss me around when we fuck (Ayy)
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| Was missing college but now they bringing me back, it’s still fun (Yeah)
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| God damn Dicky, you too old to be fucking all these kids
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| Yeah, I know, but if you can rap, it’s a lot less creepy though
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| I’m smoking weed in public, but it never seem to matter
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| Dump a bottle of water on your clothes and you ecstatic
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| I don’t ever have to set alarms, I wake up supernatural (Work, work, work)
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| I can grab a bitch’s hand and she will scream «you so attractive»
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| How did this happen?
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| I’m getting paid for that?
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| Nah, I’m getting paid for that?
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| I’m getting paid for that?
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| Nah, I’m getting paid for that?
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| (All of these hoes been on me
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| I’ll never go back homie)
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| I used to be up in Excel every day with a bitch (Very proficient)
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| Now I just suck on my dick, suck on my own dick, man
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| I suck on my own dick, every rapper do it
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| Just a thing, an inside thing I learned
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| It’s absurd, it’s like, I’m in the industry now, so, I’m seeing shit
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| Every rapper suck they own dick, it’s not just me
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| Swear to God on the Bible
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| I don’t believe in the bible though, so I made the whole thing up
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| Did you believe for a minute that the whole rap game suck their own dick?
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| I hope not. | 
| That would be… an exaggeration
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| I don’t think anybody else sucks their own dick
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| I also don’t suck mine, it was a clear joke
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| Like i don’t think people need to be homophobic about that
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| Nor is there anything wrong with gay people
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| I don’t know like what I can or cannot say at this point
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| Like what can I say? | 
| Here’s what I can say
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| Is that on the note of swearing on bible
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| It’s crazy to me that like our whole country is run off like principles of
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| religion
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| I probably shouldn’t say that either but it’s like crazy
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| Like a president couldn’t be elected unless he was like an outgoing Christian
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| This seems like such a… You know like in 200 years no one’s gonna be thinking
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| that way
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| It’s just gonna become an antiquated line of thinking
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| Kind of like how you look back at slavery now
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| Definitely can’t say that, delete that last part
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| But it’s the same you know what I mean like people
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| Ah, whatever |