| MR LYONS
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| TAKE A LETTER, MISS JONES QUOTE
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| I REGRET TO INFORM YOU,
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| THAT OWING TO CIRCUMSTANCES
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| OUITE BEYOND OUR CONTROL
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| IT’S A PREMATURE RETIREMENT
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| FOR THOSE SURPLUS TO REQUIREMENT
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| I’M AFRAID IT’S A SIGN OF THE TIMES, MISS JONES,
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| MR LYONS/MISS JONES
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| AN UNFORTUNATE SIGN OF THE TIMES
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| MR LYONS
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| TAKE A LETTER, MISS JONES,
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| DUE TO THE WORLD SITUATION
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| THE SHRINKING POUND, THE GLOBAL SLUMP
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| MISS JONES
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| AND THE PRICE OF OIL
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| MR LYONS
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| I’M AFRAID WE MUST FIRE YOU
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| WE NO LONGER REQUIRE YOU
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| IT’S JUST ANOTHER
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| SIGN OF THE TIMES, MISS JONES,
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| MR LYONS/MISS JONES
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| A MOST MISERABLE SIGN OF THE TIMES
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| MR LYONS
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| TAKE A LETTER MISS JONES:
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| MY DEAR MISS JONES, WE’D LIKE TO THANK YOU
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| MANY YEARS OF SPLENDID SERVICE
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| ETCETERA BLAH BLAH BLAH
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| YOU’VE BEEN A PERFECT POPPET
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| YES THAT’S RIGHT MISS JONES, YOU’VE GOT IT
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| IT’S JUST ANOTHER SIGN OF THE TIMES,
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| MISS JONES, IT’S
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| JUST ANOTHER SIGN OF THE
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| DOLEITES
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| DRY YOUR EYES, MISS JONES
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| IT’S NOT AS BAD AS IT SEEMS YOU
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| GET USED TO BEING IDLE
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| IN A YEAR OR TWO
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| UNEMPLOYMENT’S SUCH A PLEASURE
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| THESE DAYS, WE CALL IT LEISURE
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| IT’S JUST ANOTHER SIGN OF THE TIMES,
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| MISS JONES, IT’S
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| JUST ANOTHER SIGN OF THE TIMES
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| NARRATOR
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| THERE’S A YOUNG MAN ON THE STREET, MISS JONES
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| HE’S WALKIN’ROUND IN CIRCLES,
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| HE’S OLD BEFORE HIS TIME
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| BUT STILL TOO YOUNG TO KNOW
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| DON’T LOOK AT HIM, DON’T CRY THOUGH
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| THIS LIVING ON THE GIRO
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| IS ONLY A SIGN OF THE TIMES,
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| MISS JONES, IT’S
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| JUST ANOTHER SIGN OF THE
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| DOLEITES
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| MISS JONES,
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| IT’S JUST ANOTHER SIGN OF THE TIMES… |