| Talk tougher than james cagney
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| Act smarter than charlie chan
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| Love longer than valentino
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| Or you never will be a man
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| I saw him down at the drive-in saturday
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| A forty five to blow away anyone who happens to disagree
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| With such panache and style, he wins the game
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| When all the while, i’m sitting here thinking that it could be me Suddenly, in walks a criminologist
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| With too much knowledge to resist and plenty of answers
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| For the good at heart
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| No fear, no pain, no sweat, the teardrop on the serviette,
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| Oh i could be a hero if i was that smart
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| Silver cloud, silver tongue on a liver screen
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| With the sweetest of the sweet and meanest of the mean
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| Talk tougher than james cagney
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| Act smarter than charlie chan
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| Love longer than valentino
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| Or you never will be a man
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| Back to the movies where
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| The lady, beset by his charms, falls faintly in the lovers arms
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| The fate of every watching woman in his hands
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| After the earth moves, musn’t dwell, our hero bids a fond farewell
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| Upon his trusty camel 'cross the desert sands
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| With the bad guys in a fix and the ladies in a spin
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| Where does fantasy end and reality begin?
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| Talk tougher than james cagney
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| Act smarter than charlie chan
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| Love longer than valentino
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| Or you never will be a man
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| When you take up the sword and you fight the good fight
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| With your ego in the red and your dreams in black and white.
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| Talk tougher than james cagney
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| Act smarter than charlie chan
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| Love longer than valentino
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| Or you never will be a man |