| Neighbor called my landlord
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| She said that she was pissed
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| Up all night making noise
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| And she can’t get no rest
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| She said we was running a flop house
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| Full of thieves and thugs
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| Musicians and hooligans and we were all on the drugs
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| So she got bent and raised the rent
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| Said it would only take one more
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| Phone call from my whiny neighbor
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| What’s up with my neighbor
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| What’s it gonna take to get a break
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| She’s got us tiptoeing around in fear
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| Church mice at st Leos down my street
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| Have moved so far away
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| She has sent them packing and running scared
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| How much more does she think we will take
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| Maybe some day when I’m old and fat and bored
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| I’ll understand why my neighbor’s making my life Hell
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| I can’t even watch TV or sneeze or fart can’t even breathe
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| For fear my landlord will come and ring my bell
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| How much more does she think we will pay
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| No more flop house no more fun
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| I’ve got a whiny neighbor
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| Shooting cans with bb guns
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| I’ve got a whiny neighbor
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| She says these punks have to go
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| I think were gonna get the old heave ho
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| Neighbor called my landlord
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| It was a Sunday afternoon
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| She couldn’t hear the TV set
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| We were having a barbecue
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| We were listening to Louis Prima
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| And drinking Meisterbrau
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| If she would have come and talked it over
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| And she wasn’t a lazy cow
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| So she got bent and raised the rent
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| Said it would only take one more
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| Phone call from my whiny neighbor
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| Maybe someday when I’m jaded
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| 9 to 5 at a job I hate
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| I’ll come home and razz my neighbors too
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| But I’d have clever strategy
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| And catch them when the rent is late
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| And all the other bills are overdue
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| After all this is the neighborly way
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| No more music no more fun
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| I’ve got a whiny neighbor
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| Barbecues in the sun
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| I’ve got a whiny neighbor
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| She says that these punks must go
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| I think we’re going to get the old heave ho
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| Don’t even hide the dog
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| Or put the bong away
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| We don’t want to live here anyway
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| Neighbor called my landlord
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| She said we didn’t care
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| The lawn is dead
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| Dogs and cats are stinking everywhere
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| She said we had crazy parties every night
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| The yard is littered with bottles and cans
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| Skateboards and bikes
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| She didn’t get bent
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| Didn’t raise the rent
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| We only got a note that read
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| In 30 days well get the old heave ho
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| Whoa!
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| No more music no more fun
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| I’ve got a whiny neighbor
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| Barbecues in the sun
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| I’ve got a whiny neighbor
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| She says that these punks must go
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| I think we’re going to get the old heave ho |