| I have this little thing
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| It’s probably just a fling
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| Two girls I like a lot
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| I think they’re really hot
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| But I’m not sure if they know
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| How my love began to grow
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| It took a lot of time
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| But right now it’s solely mine
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| (Today!) I drew a mural of
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| The things I’d like to love
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| And where my heart resides
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| Is with two girls with great eyes
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| If they just gave me a chance
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| I’d show them what they want and teach 'em what they’ve got
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| I’d tickle each and every one of their fancies
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| And I’d take the key to my heart and open it, and let the love shine through
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| Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
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| That I love you a lot and I wanna be your man
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| And I think that it’d be totally cool
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| If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school
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| (Mary Kate!) I saw you on TV
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| You dressed up like a bee
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| Reminds me of the time
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| How it’s gone and it’s gone and it’s gone
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| It’s sadness every day that passes
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| Without you and I really wanna, really wanna
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| Really wanna hold you both tight
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| And tell you you’re mine but instead I sing:
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| Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
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| That I love you a lot and I wanna be your man
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| And I think that it’d be totally cool
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| If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school
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| Hello?
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| Hello?
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| Hello?
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| Hey, I’m calling from Tally Hall…
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| Wait, say that again, slowly
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| What?
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| Hello?
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| Hello?
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| Hey, I’m calling from Tally Hall, and I just-- *Dial tone*
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| Mary Kate and Ashley I hope you understand
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| That I love you a lot and I wanna be your man
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| And I think that it’d be totally cool
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| If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school
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| I know that life without you and you would be sad
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| And I know it’d be bad
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| Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
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| That your loveliness blossomed and I wanna hold your hands
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| And I think that it’d be totally cool
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| If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school
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| Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
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| That I love you a lot and I wanna be your man
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| And I think that it’d be totally cool
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| If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school
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| Mary-Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
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| That I love you a lot and I wanna be your man
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| And I think that it’d be totally cool
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| If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school
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| Once you learn to love me, life will be alright
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| Once you learn to love me, life will be alright
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| Once you learn to love me, life will be alright… |