| Hat nerd |
| He’s wearing a hat |
| Hat nerd |
| He knows where his hat’s at |
| Hat nerd |
| He’s wearing a hat |
| Hat nerd |
| He knows where his hat’s at |
| He knows where his hat’s at |
| He knows where his hat’s at |
| He knows where his hat’s at |
| It’s on his head |
| That’s where his hat’s at |
| It’s on his head |
| He knows where his hat’s at |
| It’s on his head |
| That’s where his hat’s at |
| It’s on his head |
| One of those redneck hats (a cowboy hat) |
| A Mexican hat (a sombrero) |
| A douchebag hat (a fedora) |
| One of those hardhats with a beer can (a drunk guy hat) |
| A cat in the hat hat |
| A hat that you wear in the winter time (a beanie) |
| A hat that you wear to the prom (a top hat) |
| Hat nerd |
| He’s wearing a hat |
| Hat nerd |
| He knows where his hat’s at |
| Hat nerd |
| He’s wearing a hat |
| Hat nerd |
| He knows where his hat’s at |
| He knows where his hat’s at |
| He knows where his hat’s at |
| So if you see a guy with a hat on |
| It’s probably the hat nerd |
| And if you meet a guy with a hat on |
| Say hello to the hat nerd |
| If you greet a guy with a hat on |
| Say hello to the hat nerd |
| If you’re sweet on the guy with the hat on |
| You’ll fall in love with the hat nerd |
| Hat nerd |
| He’s wearing a hat |
| Hat nerd |
| He knows where his hat’s at |
| Hat nerd |
| He’s wearing a hat |
| Hat nerd |
| He knows where his hat’s at |
| He knows where his hat’s at |
| He knows where his hat’s at |