| I thought I heard you screaming
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| I thought I heard you crying
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| But then the TV told me, yeah
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| That you were only lying
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| That you were only crying wolf
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| That you were only j-j-jiving
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| Then I changed the channel
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| You bored me with your whining
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| Oh, I’ve seen everything. |
| Everything!
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| Every possible scenario
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| I’m filled with such ennui
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| I could sleep for a week
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| Why am I not surprised at man’s inhumanity to man?
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| I need more exciting viewing: simple supply and demand
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| Give me something new! |
| You’re losing my consumer confidence
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| And while you’re at it, throw in some sex, (Sex! Sex! Sex!)
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| Some good old-fashioned, gratuitous sex
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| I thought I heard you bleeding
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| I thought I heard you dying
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| But then the TV told me, yeah
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| Help would be arriving
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| And then I heard a bomb explode!
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| I saw the fighters d-d-dive
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| And then I changed the channel
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| To go turn on more whining
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| Oh, I’ve seen everything. |
| Everything!
|
| Every possible scenario
|
| I’m filled with such ennui
|
| I could sleep for a week
|
| Why am I not surprised at man’s inhumanity to man?
|
| I need more exciting viewing: simple supply and demand
|
| Give me something new! |
| You’re losing my consumer confidence
|
| And while you’re at it, throw in some sex, (Sex! Sex! Sex!)
|
| Some good old-fashioned, gratuitous sex
|
| Why am I not surprised at man’s inhumanity to man?
|
| I need more exciting viewing: simple supply and demand
|
| Give me something new! |
| You’re losing my consumer confidence
|
| And while you’re at it, throw in some sex, (Sex! Sex! Sex!)
|
| Some good old-fashioned, gratuitous sex |