| You eat all the time | 
| You sleep with Twinkies on your mind | 
| And candy driving you insane | 
| Food’s on your brain | 
| Ice cream by the pound | 
| You’re hiding junk food all around | 
| Your belly grows more every day | 
| Health’s on its way | 
| Diet | 
| You’ll feel better if you try it | 
| Don’t you know you better diet | 
| Or you’re gonna have to pay! | 
| So diet | 
| You’ll feel better if you try it | 
| Don’t you know you gotta diet? | 
| Or you’re gonna roll away! | 
| Shoplift by the bowl | 
| You know you’re losing all control | 
| You’ve got a junk food misery | 
| But you can’t see | 
| Get it back in hand | 
| You’ve got the power to command | 
| You’ve got to curb your appetite | 
| Put up a fight | 
| Diet (yes, diet) | 
| You’ll feel better if you try it (you gotta try it baby!) | 
| Don’t you know you better diet? | 
| Or you’re gonna have to pay! | 
| (you can do it!) | 
| (Why don’t you?) Diet (you got to see it through!) | 
| You’ll feel better if you try it (you'll see a brand new you!) | 
| Don’t you know you gotta diet (do what you got to do!) | 
| Or you’re gonna roll away! | 
| (All right everybody, down on your stomachs, 20 push-ups, 200 sit ups, | 
| get the sweat out, get the lead out, let’s see ya! | 
| Lose those pounds and | 
| fatties!) | 
| D-I-E-T, diet! | 
| Diet (don't you hear what I gotta say) | 
| You’ll feel better if you try it (you can’t afford to let it go another day) | 
| Don’t you know you better diet (gotta love your body!) | 
| Or you’re gonna have to pay! | 
| (you can do it!) | 
| (Why don’t you?) Diet (it's not a hard thing to do) | 
| You’ll feel better if you try it (you'll see a brand new you!) | 
| Don’t you know you gotta diet (you got to see it through!) | 
| Or you’re gonna roll away! | 
| (you can do it!) | 
| (Why don’t you?) Diet (don't you hear what I gotta say) | 
| You’ll feel better if you try it (you can’t afford to let it go another day) | 
| Don’t you know you better diet (you got to love your body!) | 
| Or you’re gonna have to pay! | 
| (you can do it!) | 
| (Why don’t you?) Diet (it's not a hard thing to do!) | 
| You’ll feel better if you try it (you'll see a brand new you!) | 
| Don’t you know you gotta diet (first you got to see it through!) | 
| Or you’re gonna roll away! |