| She blew my mind behind the wrecking machine | 
| She was a shitload of trouble called the Subway Queen | 
| Had a hip with bad habits and a shake that was a bit obscene | 
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| One night I caught her running out the cellar door | 
| There was about a million people lying flat on the floor | 
| For such a sweet little lady I would swear she's rotten to the core | 
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| She got her hands in the cookie jar | 
| Smiling like an alligator | 
| Makin' headlines in the back of her car | 
| Tight-lipped now but sink ships later | 
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| I know a thing or two about - sweet little sister | 
| Her mama kill her if she knew what she do - sweet little sister | 
| She'll love ya black and blue - sweet little sister | 
| Mona Lisa with a new tattoo | 
| She's my sweet little - sweet little sister | 
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| Every quittin' time is another disease | 
| Too many cowboys ridin' high shootin' low at the knees | 
| The back hand boogie is the price you pay for being the squeeze | 
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| The pettin's getting heavy got her tongue in her ear | 
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| her friend is doing time for kickin' ass on a queer | 
| They're in a mental state and all their friends are here | 
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| She's tellin' lies through her burgundy lips | 
| Angel on a mission of mercy | 
| She'll get you dancin' with the crack of her whip | 
| Take you up to heaven in her rocket ship | 
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| I know a thing or two about -- sweet little sister | 
| Her mama kill her if she knew what she do - sweet little sister | 
| She'll love ya black and blue - sweet little sister | 
| Mona Lisa with a new tattoo | 
| She's my sweet little - sweet little sister | 
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| She got her hands in the cookie jar smiling like an alligator | 
| Makin' headlines in the back of her car | 
| Tight-lipped now but sink ships later | 
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| I know a thing or two about - sweet little sister | 
| Her mama kill her if she knew what she do - sweet little sister | 
| She'll love ya black and blue - sweet little sister | 
| Mona Lisa with a new tattoo | 
| She's my sweet little - sweet little sister |