| Down in the jungle, you can hear a rumble,
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| Way up the Himalayas, in a Mexican bodega,
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| Something is going on,
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| People are coming, running round the world,
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| There’s no way to avoid them, they’re everywhere,
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| You can see them on the streets of London town;
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| The
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| y’ve found a tourist attraction,
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| It’s a bobby on the beat,
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| Yes a tourist attraction,
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| They’re all looking at his feet,
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| And the blue rinse ladies
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| Shooting cameras from the hip,
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| Doing Europe in two days,
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| «We've had a wonderful trip!»
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| And he turns to t he palace,
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| You can almost hear him say,
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| «Your Majesty why don’t you tell them,
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| Please go away?»
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| Tourist attraction, tourist attraction, tourist attraction;
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| Caribbean island, cool drink in my hand,
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| Nearest thing to Paradise, the native girls are very nice;
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| Something is going wrong,
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| People are coming, running down the beach,
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| Cameras at the ready, get out of reach,
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| Time to grab my things, I’m heading for the hills;
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| They’ve found a tourist attraction,
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| Yes my little hideaway,
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| It’s a tourist attraction,
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| it will never be the same,
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| There’s a big bus driver taking money on the side,
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| «Everybody stick together and please follow the guide,»
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| And way over yonder, they hear somebody yell,
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| «I came here for the peace and quiet, y’all go to hell!»
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| Tourist attrac
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| tion, tourist attraction, tourist attraction,
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| Tourist attraction… |