| Well the king is up in London with his lovely little wench |
| She is on her knees giving him a bit of French |
| But he’ll never get to heaven with a native tongue (oh? Why) |
| 'Cause we’ve got the money and he’s got none |
| The sheriff’s in the forest and he’s hunting high and low |
| He’s never gonna find us 'cause he’s much too slow |
| We’re having a drink and having a laugh and having fun (oh? Why) |
| 'Cause we’ve got the money and he’s got none |
| We’ve got the money and he’s got none |
| We’ve got the money and he’s got none |
| So let us have a drink to the health of Robin Hood |
| He showed us how to fight them in the woods |
| Oh, the sheriff and the king, well, their day is done (oh? Why) |
| 'Cause we’ve got the money and he’s got none |
| We’ve got the money and they’ve got none |
| We’ve got the money and they’ve got none |
| We’ve got the money and they’ve got none |