| Oi look, you know what it is
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| Its quite simple, I got to be honest
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| Basically, I love to watch you brush your teeth
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| I wish that I could give you my penis for the day
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| You’d finally realise what a great guy you’re with
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| Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray
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| Cause then you might come to understand what time it is
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| I wish that I could give you my penis for the day
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| You’d finally realise what a great guy you’re with
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| Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray
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| Cause then you might come to understand what time it is
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| Imagine you with one of these, woman please
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| Treat it like a secret weapon, aim and squeeze
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| You’d be smudging off the Maybelline
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| Reaching for the baby oil and the lady cream
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| You’re very young little mini me between your legs
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| Its disobedient you’ll have to beat him on the regs
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| And hes a greedy one that will have you chasing after scraps
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| Got you clucking for some loving til you can’t relax
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| Anything to get you laid, make him really hot
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| He’ll convince you that she’s great when she’s clearly not
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| Plus he loves to misbehave, never hard to find
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| Right in front of you, a part of you you can’t deny
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| But understandable, a handful at the best of times
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| He’s extension of myself, will never rest or die
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| The mastermind and he’s the only one who’ll cry
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| We ain’t easily upset, we’re just trying to keep it wet
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| You better treat him with respect
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| I wish that I could give you my penis for the day
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| You’d finally realise what a great guy you’re with
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| Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray
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| Cause then you might come to understand what time it is
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| I wish that I could give you my penis for the day
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| You’d finally realise what a great guy you’re with
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| Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray
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| Cause then you might come to understand what time it is
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| Ayyy, oriental women get my dim-sum
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| Indian women get my bhadi’s
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| I’m giving oxtail to the Yardies
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| Italiano, big in the salami
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| Worldwide punani
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| Greece get the bread stick
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| Bring on the French chicks, they get the baguette dick
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| Bring the Latino, they get the burrito
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| Africa skee skee all over the bush meat
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| Trinidad Tobago they get the rhoti
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| Call me the one like Obi, last name Kenobi
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| Said I had the force like Yoda so I used the force and told her
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| Bend over!
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| Now she’s looking back at me, pleasure in the agony
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| Telling me to pull her hair and slap her derriere
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| Cool baby, that’s all you had to say
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| Slapped her arse, watched the ripple
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| Pulled her weave out and spray!
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| I wish that I could give you my penis for the day
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| You’d finally realise what a great guy you’re with
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| Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray
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| Cause then you might come to understand what time it is
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| I wish that I could give you my penis for the day
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| You’d finally realise what a great guy you’re with
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| Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray
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| Cause then you might come to understand what time it is
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| His name’s Steve and he wears a pair of Oakley’s
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| Head to toe camo screaming 'Better get to know me!'
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| His best mates pussy and he next door’s a starfish
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| And deep in his incentive is to sex pork and armpit
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| He’s a star, he’s got a scar where a shark bit
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| Parsnip, trying to chuck his vomit up the target
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| The best at dancing with a Mexican suntan
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| One hand shuffle with a sketch and a thug plan
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| Steve and when he’s not sleeping he’s seeping
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| I have to get this stick out to beat him
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| You might have seen him with lining on the ceiling
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| Waterproof jacket getting primal when he’s weeding
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| He went viral in an evening to deserve his name
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| And his favourite song is Purple Rain
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| Some kind of circle jerking pervert with a dirty brain
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| Thirty vain ninja turtle lurking round a bird of prey
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| I wish that I could give you my penis for the day
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| You’d finally realise what a great guy you’re with
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| Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray
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| Cause then you might come to understand what time it is
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| I wish that I could give you my penis for the day
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| You’d finally realise what a great guy you’re with
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| Id love to see it try and lead you easily astray
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| Cause then you might come to understand what time it is |