| I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon
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| A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun
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| I couldn’t get my money back so I’m in seat 7A
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| I’m getting drunk on a plane
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| I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy
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| Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me
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| Now I’ve got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays
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| I’m getting drunk on a plane
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| Buyin' drinks for everybody
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| But the pilot, it’s a party
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| Got this 737 rocking like a G6
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| Stewardess is somethin' sexy
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| Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
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| Told her about my condition
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| Got a little mile-high flight attention
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| It’s Mardi Gras up in the clouds
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| I’m up so high, I may never come down
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| I’ll try anything to drown out the pain
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| They all know why I’m getting drunk on a plane
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| We had this date marked on the calendar forever
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| We’d take that new wed limo airport ride together
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| I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake
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| So hey, I’m getting drunk on a plane
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| Buyin' drinks for everybody
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| But the pilot, it’s a party
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| Got this 737
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| Rocking like a G6
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| Stewardess is somethin' sexy
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| Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
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| Told her about my condition
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| Got a little mile-high flight attention
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| It’s Mardi Gras up in the clouds
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| I’m up so high, I may never come down
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| I’ll try anything to drown out the pain
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| They all know why I’m getting drunk on a plane
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| On my way home I’ll bump this seat right up to first class
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| So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass
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| And when we land I’ll call her up and tell her kiss my ass
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| Cause hey, I’m drunk on a plane
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| Buyin' drinks for everybody
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| But the pilot, it’s a party
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| Got this 737
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| Rocking like a G6
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| Stewardess is somethin' sexy
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| Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
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| Told her about my condition
|
| Got a little mile-high flight attention
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| It’s Mardi Gras up in the clouds
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| I’m up so high, I may never come down
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| I’ll try anything to drown out the pain
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| They all know why I’m getting drunk on a plane
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| I’m getting drunk on a plane
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| I might be passed out
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| In the baggage claim
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| But right now
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| I’m drunk on a plane |