| The five-man travelin' band
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| Air-brushed tittes on a custom van
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| Hop on in and take a ride with me
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| You gotta girlfriend, well let her go
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| You can stay at home while she enjoys our show
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| All she really wants is to be free
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| Bein' in a rock-n-roll outfit’s the only way to be
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| And I’m sure you will see
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| That we got
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| Road chops
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| Eatin' jerky at the truck stop
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| Road chops
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| I got a fresh pair of socks
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| Road chops
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| From L.A. to the tip of Maine
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| Gotta make my way to Champaign
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| Our business king got a suite at the Super 8
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| Never pulls the blinds when he masturbates
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| Maid saw when she was walkin' by
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| Downgraded to a Motel 6
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| Bring some infrared and your detective kit
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| There’s stains not visible to the human eye
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| And playin' in a rock ‘n' roll outfit ain’t always what it seems
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| You got to listen to me
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| We got
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| Road chops
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| At the Cracker Barrel trinket shop
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| Road chops
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| Mmm, get my girl a plastic top
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| Road chops
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| I spent a dollar and a dime
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| I’m sure to have a good time
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| I met a girl in Alabama
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| And then I flew her into Tampa
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| And we booked a decent suite
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| There was nothin' much to do
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| So we ordered pay-per-view
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| Predator 3
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| And I wrote her a piece of music
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| If she don’t like it we can use it
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| It was a song about Predator 3 (Predator 3)
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| Turns out she didn’t like it, so now we’re gonna try it
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| And see where it leads
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| Oh, we got
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| Road chops
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| You gotta give it what you got
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| Road chops
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| Whoa, one on the floor
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| Road chops
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| Be careful where you stick it in
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| You’ll never know where it’s been
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| Come on!
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| You’ll never know where it’s been
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| You’ll never know where it’s been
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| Take one last look
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| At your home
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| Love that you
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| Leave alone
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| Said it’s long and hard
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| So long, hard
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| I said it’s long and hard
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| So long and hard |