| A lady that I know just came from Colombia
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| She smiled because I did not understand
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| Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha!
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| She said it was the best in all the land
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| And I said
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| «No, no, no, no, I don’t smoke it no more
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| I’m tired of waking up on the floor
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| No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
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| And then it makes it hard to find the door»
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| (Ah-ah-aye-aye)
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| A woman that I know just came from Mallorca, Spain
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| She smiled because I did not understand (Parazzi! Parazzi!) (Olé!)
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| Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine
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| She said it was the finest in the land
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| And I said
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| «No, no, no, no, I don’t no more
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| I’m tired of waking up on the floor
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| No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
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| And then it makes it hard to find the door»
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| (Aye-aye-aye-aye)
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| (Aye-aye-aye-aye)
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| (Aye-aye-aye-aye)
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| (Aye-aye-aye)
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| A man I know just came from Nashville, Tennessee, oh (oh no!)
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| He smiled because I did not understand
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| Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho
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| He said it was the best in all the land (and he wasn’t joking!)
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| And I said
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| «No, no, no, no, I don’t drink it no more
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| I’m tired of waking up on the floor
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| No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
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| And then it makes it hard to find the door»
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| Well, I said
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| «No, no, no, no, I can’t take it no more
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| I’m tired of waking up on the floor
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| No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
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| And then it makes it hard to find the door»
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| Hey, yeah!
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| «I'll just have another drink, barman, have you got a large brandy?» |