| Yo, what’s up man, you wanted to see me?
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| Hey, what’s up Rittz man? |
| Have a seat
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| Yeah, pretty excited about first week man, evrything’s going good right?
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| Ima be completely honest with you here Rittz, your last album was called Next
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| to Nothing, this should’ve been called thanks for nothing, because that’s
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| exactly what this is
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| What’re you talking about?
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| I can’t work with this shit
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| Why not? |
| I think it’s some of my best work
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| You know why Tech’s been so successful at building an empire?
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| Yeah, he’s Tech N9ne, he’s amazing
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| Because he’s not rapping about snorting coke off of assholes and committing
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| suicide
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| I mean that, I rap about, that’s what I do in real life and it’s my music you
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| know?
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| Hey, you know what Sonya from Best Buy had to say?
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| What up. |
| This is Sonya, the buyer from Best Buy. |
| I just listened to Rittz’s new
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| album. |
| Really? |
| He must be slipping. |
| If I bring this crap into Best Buy it
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| better sell, or I’ll be pissed. |
| Oh, real talk, put a sister on the guest list
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| next time Rittz is in town, cause Sonya don’t do lines
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| Yeah, how bout that? |
| Oh, and here’s one from Violet Brown. |
| Here’s what Violet
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| Brown had to say
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| Wait, wait, but Violet Brown’s my friend
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| Is she?
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| Yeah
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| Well listen to this:
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| Hey Rittz, this is Violet Brown. |
| It’s been 16 years, man, since anything has
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| moved me. |
| I’m calling you right now, as you’re listening to Top of the Line,
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| to tell you to go fuck yourself, man. |
| Rittz, go fuck yourself
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| Jesus Christ
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| You know what Rittz? |
| Never mind. |
| This album’s not gonna fucking come out.
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| You know what? |
| Go write me another sad song and get the fuck out of my office |