| I’m gonna tell you 'bout the car that I just bought
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| It’s that Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot
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| Well, I’m gonna tell you 'bout the car that I now own
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| Well it doesn’t go nowhere, it just stays all alone
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| You know, I like it
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| You know, I like it a whole lot
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| Well, that’s my Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot
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| (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot)
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| My Dodge Veg-O-Matic, there in the parking lot
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| (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot)
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| You know, I like it
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| You know, I like to watch it rot
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| (I don’t know why)
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| I’m gonna tell you 'bout a car you’d best not buy
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| (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot)
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| The brakes’ll fall off and you will sigh
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| (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot)
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| I’m gonna tell you 'bout a car that you won’t like
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| (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot)
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| You had best stay home, sir, better take your bike
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| (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot)
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| I like it
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| I like it a lot
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| Because it’s my Dodge Veg-O-Matic, it’s there in the parking lot
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| (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot)
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| My Dodge Veg-O-Matic, it’s there in the parking lot
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| (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot)
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| You know, I like it, though, yes, I like it a lot
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| Tell 'em
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| Well, I’ll meet you at seven in the parking lot
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| (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot)
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| We can all just stand by my car, you know, and watch it rot
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| (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot)
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| Well, I’ll see you now at seven, sir, don’t be late
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| (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot)
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| We’ll stand there and watch my car vegetate
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| (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot)
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| You know, I like it
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| You know, I like it a lot
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| (let's do another verse)
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| Well, go ahead and buy it, don’t listen to me, go ahead and do it
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| (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot)
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| You’ll have it home five minutes and you’ll know you blew it
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| (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot)
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| See, the brakes are made of glass and tires are made of vinyl
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| (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot)
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| You’ll want to take it back find out that all sales are final
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| (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot)
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| You know, I like it, though
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| I like this car a lot
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| My Dodge Veg-O-Matic, it’s there in the parking lot
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| (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot)
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| It’s my Dodge Veg-O-Matic, there in the parking lot
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| (Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot)
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| Well, you know, I like it
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| I like it a lot |