| Don’t often open up this floor
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| Since I handed in, my gun
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| What all these keys are for
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| Now my tour of duty’s done
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| You got to know the switches
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| Now you got your turn
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| Watch and learn, junior
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| Watch and learn
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| Now you will get your trouble spots
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| Here’s one from down voodoo way
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| Bragged he had me by the you know what’s
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| Very funny, you don’t say
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| The big Enchilada, stealin' elections
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| Had to go down there, trash collection
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| Got his cojones on my desk in there
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| Made into a souvenir
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| Set of cufflinks, nice pair
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| The rest of him’s, someplace up here
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| Sometimes you got to put a shoulder to the door
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| Not so fast, junior
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| Listen to your pa
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| Here, son
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| I’m handin' over to you
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| Don’t crash the ambulance
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| Whatever you do
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| What we have here’s a dung hole place
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| Thought it was fly shit on the map
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| Fat bastard, ugly face, ooh and the personal crap
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| You can’t move the barriers, you can’t mess with oil and gas
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| Had to go down there, stick a couple aircraft carriers in his ass
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| Fancy dress, medals chest, it’s all in here, for all the gigs
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| Gas mask bulletproof vest, all the usual rigs
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| There’ll be things they missed, they didn’t mention
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| You’ve even got a whistle in there for attracting attention
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| Well, I think you’re gonna be okay, son
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| If I had the tour, I guess
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| These two buttons by the way
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| This one I hope you never press
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| Some holy fool, just watch, not like you or me
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| That one’s the whole shootin' match
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| Right there, it’s the whole shitaree
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| We don’t forget who put us here, Jack
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| That’s page one we talk soft
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| Carry a big stick, pack the biggest gun
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| We don’t like accidents major or minor
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| You don’t want yourself an incident
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| Don’t ever invade China
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| Here, son
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| I’m handin' over to you
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| Don’t crash the ambulance
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| Ohh, here son
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| I’m handin' over to you
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| Don’t crash the ambulance
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| Whatever you do |