| I’m way better with people who I don’t know
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| If you’ve ever been close to me then I know you know
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| I will let you down, I’ll let you down
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| I’ll disappoint you, hold my beer
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| I never had a girlfriend who I didn’t disappoint
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| Shane said I’m a dick and my wife agreed
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| I make people wanna leave when they’re close to me
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| Friendships in ruins like the Mayans
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| But they love me at the drive-thru when I drive in
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| Ryan J. said that he doesn’t think I work hard enough
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| And I was pissed at him but maybe he’s right
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| I’ve been jealous of Cam, tried to one-up him
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| He bought a camera so I bought the next model up
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| I know I know I’m like this
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| But the trash guy thinks that I’m the nicest
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| All my old friends think that I’m ISIS
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| I’m a victim of all of my vices
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| I will let you down, I’ll let you down
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| I’ll disappoint you, hold my-
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| I’m way better with people who I don’t know
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| If you’ve ever been close to me then I know you know
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| I will let you down I’ll let you down
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| I’ll disappoint you hold my beer
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| She said, «You're so arrogant, there’s many witnesses»
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| But I helped an old lady carry her conditioners
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| She think that I’m chivalrous, but if you ask my homies
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| She gon probably end up hating me if she had got to know me
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| Interrupted while they’re speaking, man no wonder they abhor me
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| Always talking over people tryna tell my better story
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| I’m nice to all the special needs kids and good with children
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| But anybody who has been with me has left the building
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| I will let you down I’ll let you down
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| I’ll disappoint you, hold my beer
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| I will let you down down down
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| Down down down
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| Down down, down down down
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| I will let you down down down
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| Down down down
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| Down down, down down down
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| Will you be my best friend?
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| I don’t got a best friend
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| Will you be my best friend tonight?
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| I’ve never had a girlfriend who I didn’t disappoint
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| I don’t know, I don’t know why I’m like this
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| But my mail lady thinks that I’m the nicest
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| All my old friends think that I’m ISIS
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| They’re victims of all of my vices
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| I will let you down I’ll let you down
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| I’ll disappoint you, hold my beer |