| Christians have their hymns and pages, | 
| Hava Nagila’s for the Jews, | 
| Baptists have the rock of ages, | 
| Atheists just sing the blues. | 
| Romantics play Claire de Lune, | 
| Born agains sing He is risen, | 
| But no one ever wrote a tune, | 
| For godless existentialism. | 
| For Atheists, | 
| There’s no good news, | 
| They’ll never sing a song of faith. | 
| For atheists, | 
| They have a rule, | 
| The «he» is always lowercase. | 
| The «he» is always lowercase. | 
| Some folks sing a Bach cantata, | 
| Lutherans get Christmas trees, | 
| Atheist songs add up to nada, | 
| But they do have Sundays free. | 
| Pentecostalists sing they sing to heaven, | 
| Coptics have the books of scrolls, | 
| Numerologists can count to seven, | 
| Atheists have rock and roll. | 
| For Atheists, | 
| There’s no good news, | 
| They’ll never sing a song of faith. | 
| In their songs, | 
| They have a rule, | 
| The «he» is always lowercase. | 
| The «he» is always lowercase. | 
| Atheists, Atheists, Atheists, | 
| Don’t have no songs! | 
| Christians have their hymns and pages, | 
| Hava Nagila’s for the Jews, | 
| Baptists have the rock of ages, | 
| Atheists just sing the blues. | 
| Catholics dress up for Mass, | 
| And listen to Gregorian chants. | 
| Atheists just take a pass, | 
| Watch football in their underpants. | 
| Watch football in their underpants. | 
| Atheists, Atheists, Atheists, | 
| Don’t have no songs! |