| Be courteous, kind and forgiving
| Sea cortés, amable y comprensivo
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| Be gentle and peaceful each day
| Sea amable y pacífico cada día
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| Be warm and human and grateful
| Sé cálido, humano y agradecido.
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| And have a good thing to say
| Y tener algo bueno que decir
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| Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike
| Sea reflexivo, confiado e infantil.
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| Be witty and happy and wise
| Sé ingenioso y feliz y sabio
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| Be honest and love all your neighbors
| Sea honesto y ame a todos sus vecinos
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| Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant
| Sé obsequioso, morado y clarividente
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| Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
| Ser pomposo, obeso y comer cactus.
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| Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent
| Sé aburrido, aburrido y omnipresente
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| Criticize things you don’t know about
| Critica cosas que no sabes
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| Be oblong and have your knees removed
| Ser alargado y que le quiten las rodillas
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| Be tasteless, rude, and offensive
| Ser de mal gusto, grosero y ofensivo
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| Live in a swamp and be three dimensional
| Vive en un pantano y sé tridimensional
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| Put a live chicken in your underwear
| Pon un pollo vivo en tu ropa interior
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| Get all excited and go to a yawning festival
| Anímate y ve a un festival de bostezos
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| Be courteous, kind and forgiving
| Sea cortés, amable y comprensivo
|
| Be gentle and peaceful each day
| Sea amable y pacífico cada día
|
| Be warm and human and grateful
| Sé cálido, humano y agradecido.
|
| And have a good thing to say
| Y tener algo bueno que decir
|
| Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike
| Sea reflexivo, confiado e infantil.
|
| Be witty and happy and wise
| Sé ingenioso y feliz y sabio
|
| Be honest and love all your neighbors
| Sea honesto y ame a todos sus vecinos
|
| Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant
| Sé obsequioso, morado y clarividente
|
| Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
| Ser pomposo, obeso y comer cactus.
|
| Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent
| Sé aburrido, aburrido y omnipresente
|
| Criticize things you don’t know about
| Critica cosas que no sabes
|
| Be oblong and have your knees removed
| Ser alargado y que le quiten las rodillas
|
| Be tasteless, rude, and offensive
| Ser de mal gusto, grosero y ofensivo
|
| Live in a swamp and be three dimensional
| Vive en un pantano y sé tridimensional
|
| Put a live chicken in your underwear
| Pon un pollo vivo en tu ropa interior
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| Go into a closet and suck eggs | Entrar en un armario y chupar huevos |