| I was fishin' by the side of the road
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| Servin' up the bait for my lunch
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| Along beside me came a mad horny toad
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| Lookin' for some food he would munch
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| So I grabbed the fish and tossed it in the lake
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| Thinking he could eat what he earned
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| And if I caught him I would cut him a break
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| But if I didn’t it was not my concern
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| Jackpot!
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| And I got one
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| Got me a sweet lookin' prize today
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| Under the son of a gun it’ll make you say
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| Jackpot!
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| And I got an idea
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| Got me a new kinda recipe
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| I got the deal for the meal of the century
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| I was walkin' by the side of the road
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| Thinkin' I would cook me a meal
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| Along beside me came a mad horny toad
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| Lookin' for some food he would steal
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| So I grabbed the fish and held it up high
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| Knowin' toads are known for their jump
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| Then I looked the toad right in the thighs
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| And noticed that they looked mighty plump
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| Jackpot!
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| And I got one
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| Got me a sweet lookin' prize today
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| Under the son of a gun it’ll make you say
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| Jackpot!
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| And I got an idea
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| Got me a new kinda recipe
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| I got the deal for the meal of the century
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| I was sittin' on a chair in my home
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| Servin' up the legs for my friends
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| (alternate on 9/9/99: Thinkin' about the legs of my friends)
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| They asked how I got chicken on such a small bone
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| I told them it was simply a godsend
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| The moral of the story is you don’t ever know
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| Who’s going to want in on your fun
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| And up to the porch came a guy I didn’t know
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| Offerin' up his money for some
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| Jackpot!
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| And I got one
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| Got me a sweet lookin' prize today
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| Under the son of a gun it’ll make you say
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| Jackpot!
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| And I got an idea
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| Got me a new kinda recipe
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| I got the deal for the meal of the century |