| Yo! |
| Hey what’s happening dude?
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| I’m a guy with a rep for bein' rude
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| Terrorizin' people wherever I go
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| It’s not intentional, just keepin' the flow
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| Fixin' test scores to get the best scores
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| Droppin' banana peels all over the floor
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| I’m the kid that made delinquency an art
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| Last name, Simpson; |
| first name, Bart
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| I’m here today to introduce the next phase
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| The next step in the big Bart craze
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| I got a dance, real easy to do
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| I learned it with no rhythm and so can you!
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| So move your body, if you got the notion
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| Front to back in a rock-like motion
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| Now that you got it, if you think you can
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| Do it to the music, that’s the Bartman
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| Back-up Singers:
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| Everybody if you can, do the Bartman!
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| Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man!
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| Move your butt to the side, yes you can, can!
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| Everybody in the house, do the Bartman
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| Bart:
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| It wasn’t long ago, just a couple of weeks
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| I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep
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| Homer was yellin', mom was, too
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| Because I put mothballs in the beef stew
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| Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom
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| Sittin' by myself, confined to my room
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| When all else fails, nothin' else left to do
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| I turn on the music, so I can feel the groove! |