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The Day the Violence Died

Boy: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?\nAmendment: I’m not garbage, kid.\nI’m an amendment to be Yes an amendment to be And I’m hoping that they ratify me There’s a lot of flag burners\nWho have got too much freedom\nI wanna make it legal for policemen\nTo beat 'em 'cause there’s limits to our liberty\nAt least I hope and pray that there are\n'Cause those liberal freaks go too far\nBoy: But why can’t we just make a law against flag burning?\nAmendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional\nBut if we changed the Constitution…\nBoy: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!\nAmendment: Now you’re catching on!\nBart: What the hell is this?\nLisa: It’s one of those campy 70s throwbacks that appeal to Generation X-ers\nBart: We need another Vietnam. Thin out their ranks a little.\nBoy: But what if people say you’re not good enough to be in the Constitution?\nAmendment: Then I"ll crush all opposition to me And I’ll make Ted Kennedy pay\nIf he fights back\nI’ll say that he’s gay\nCongressman: Good news, Amendment! They ratified you.\nYou’re in the you. S. Constitution!\nAmendment: Oh yeah! Door’s open, boys!\n(sounds of gun and bomb-toting amendments running into the Capitol)