| I’m not much of a natural dancer
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| But I’ve got a friend who’s a natural dancer
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| You could call her a jumping bean
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| She’s got ants in her pants, and she’s gonna dance
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| I know a girl who’s a jumping bean
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| She’s got keys and a token when she hits the scene
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| Yeah, I got a friend who’s got a record machine
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| She acts like David Lee Roth when he turned 21
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| I know a girl who’s a natural dancer
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| With a cape and a hat, she’s a natural dancer
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| She coughs, and she laughs, and she makes a lot of calls
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| And all of the people applaud as she leaves the store (Damn good times)
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| As she leaves the store, all of the people applaud (Damn good times)
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| As she leaves the store, as she leaves the store (Damn good times)
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| All of the people applaud (Damn good times)
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| Can she do the karaoke, yes, she can, but she won’t
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| 'Cause she’s highly qualified, and she’s not a joke
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| When it comes to opera, she is ossified
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| So all of you operas better step aside
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| When my friend got amnesia
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| She can’t remember the show she saw
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| Like the one with the guy with amnesia
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| Who got off of the island on a helicopter
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| I know a girl who’s a natural dancer
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| With a cape and a hat, she’s a natural dancer
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| She coughs, and she laughs, and she makes a lot of calls
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| And all of the people applaud as she leaves the store (Damn good times)
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| As she leaves the store, all of the people applaud (Damn good times)
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| As she leaves the store, as she leaves the store (Damn good times)
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| All of the people applaud (Damn good times) |