| And if my two left feet could settle down and split the difference
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| Tripping over myself in every way that I know how
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| Perhaps in time I could surpass my coy facade of vast indifference
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| But I’ve already reached the maximum of what my law allows
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| You tell me to relax you tell me
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| Not to try so hard
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| But in the end it only makes me want to more
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| To figure out some way to play some major part
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| So I watch her move and I watch her work
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| Satisfy my voyeuristic quirk
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| Old habits they are hard to break
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| Just harder than it is to take
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| And when she looks away I tap my feet
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| I try my best to be discreet
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| Careful so she won’t find out
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| How much I want to shout
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| Come on and dance with me Felicia
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| And show me how to do that step I never thought I could
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| You always move so gracefully
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| And I was never any good
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| But maybe if you’ll dance with me
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| I’d feel as nimble as a cheetah Felicia
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| The momentary soaring of an eagle would be me
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| Come on Felicia set me free
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| And when you start to close your eyes
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| You know you move so beautifully
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| I want to dance with you come on and dance with me Felicia
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| I suppose the thing that gets me most is that if I’d bothered ever
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| I wouldn’t feel so much like Casey who never got to bat
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| You cannot help but laugh at me singing better late than never
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| And more and more I realize I have no argument for that
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| I can almost work up the nerve for a declaration
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| I can almost hear me speak the words as I gain resolve
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| But then you move and you twirl and you smile at me
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| And my inhibition and my courage both dissolve
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| And so I’m standing there and I do not move
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| In spite of her momentous groove
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| And for a moment I can barely see
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| A glimpse of how good it could be
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| And then I must admit that I want to try
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| To look Felicia in the eye
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| And when the music starts to play
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| To smile at her and say
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| Come on and dance with me Felicia
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| And show me how to do that step I never thought I could
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| You always move so gracefully
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| And I was never any good
|
| But maybe if you’ll dance with me
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| I’d feel as nimble as a cheetah Felicia
|
| The momentary soaring of an eagle would be me
|
| Come on Felicia set me free
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| And when you start to close your eyes
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| You know you move so beautifully
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| I want to dance with you come on and dance with me Felicia
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| And so I’m standing there and I do not move
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| In spite of her momentous groove
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| And for a moment I can barely see
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| A glimpse of how good it could be
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| And then I must admit that I want to try
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| To look Felicia in the eye
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| And when the music starts to play
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| To smile at her and say
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| Come on and dance with me Felicia
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| And show me how to do that step I never thought I could
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| You always move so gracefully
|
| And I was never any good
|
| But maybe if you’ll dance with me
|
| I’d feel as nimble as a cheetah Felicia
|
| The momentary soaring of an eagle would be me
|
| Come on Felicia set me free
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| And when you start to close your eyes
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| You know you move so beautifully
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| I want to dance with you come on and dance with me Felicia
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| I want to dance with you come on and dance with me Felicia
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| Dance with me I want to dance with you Felicia |