| Origins of Bootsy:
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| Bootsy Collins was born a long, long, time ago in a subterranean cavern full of
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| shining dinosaurs deep below the Ohio River, before anyone had heard of Ohio.
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| Late one night as the dinosaurs grazed on canopies of bat shit,
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| and the bats flew freely in little purple outfits, there was a rumbling from
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| the earth below. |
| Far from being terrified, the dinos began to dance,
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| because Bootsy was coming
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| Bootsy Collins
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| Where’s the party at
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| I want you to check out this intergalactic, most effective, outer connection to
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| the world wide funk drive
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| Are you here?
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| So put them hands together
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| There’s a party on this side
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| (Party on this side)
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| Party on that side
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| (Party on that side)
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| Party right here
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| (Party right here)
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| You know what?
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| This is a worldwide funk drive
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| (Do you really wanna funk it up?)
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| Come on and get some
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| (Don't start no funk, won’t be none)
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| This is a worldwide funk drive
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| (You know it’s in the funky drive)
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| Come on and get some
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| (Don't start no funk, won’t be none)
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| If you know what I’m talkin' about, put your hands up, put your hands up,
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| let me, let me, let me see you put your hands up
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| Oh, super-hypnotic, transophonic, mobilistic, super-fantastic funk incline
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| hippo friends of mine I’m a midnight funker baby
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| Walk with me now
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| Ho that cat runnin' through that, ass-high do that, easy, we be F-D and 3's and
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| E’s and breezin' Manson, no more lampin', cruisin', keep it movin'
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| Keep it movin'
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| No don’t stop it
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| Pick another topic
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| Me and Bootsy chillin' in the tropics
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| Harlem’s where I remain, the greatest entertainer
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| While y’all hoe hop I show stop
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| Prophesize, plus they increase my pocket size
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| Real funk’s back from the mat, believe that
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| Don’t need to curse on wax to do well
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| In 52 states we still hold wait because
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| This is a worldwide funk drive
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| (Do you really wanna funk it up?)
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| Come on and get some
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| (Don't start no funk, won’t be none)
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| This is a worldwide funk drive
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| (You know it’s in the funky drive)
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| Come on and get some
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| (Don't start no funk, won’t be none)
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| That fried chicken
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| Oh, super-hypnotic, transophonic, mobilistic, super-fantastic funk incline
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| hippo friends of mine I’m a midnight funker baby
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| Walk with me now
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| Getcho party on! |
| (repeat) |