| My good buddy asked me… «Buddy why don’t you drink?»
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| And I said, «It's probably better I don’t»
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| He said, «There's a lotta girls in this here bar that we could chase»
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| I said, «Trust me»
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| It’s probably better I don’t
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| 'Cause I used to be an all nighter
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| I’m a hell of a back slider
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| I’ve been around the block more than a time or two
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| And I can promise you
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| I’ve drank my weight in booze
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| And I’ve been known to get on stage in nothing but my boots
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| So it’s better I don’t, Cause believe me I will
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| I get looser than a line on a fishing reel
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| Dare me don’t do, don’t think I won’t
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| Take it all off, turn it all on
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| Get buck wild, hell bent, and stoned It’s better I don’t
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| Well I was wearing the cuffs, when the warden said
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| «Just tell me the truth»
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| And I said, «Sir, it’s probably better I don’t»
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| And I was up on the stand, and the judge said
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| «Just tell me what happened man»
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| And I said, «Buddy it’s probably better I don’t, but since you asked»
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| I was mindin' my own business at a hundred and five
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| I was a county road cruisin'
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| Out running the blue lights
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| I was on the home stretch
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| I was roundin' that last curve
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| Well I ran out of gas and that’s when I learn
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| It’s better I don’t, cause believe me I will
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| I get looser than a line on a fishing reel
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| Dare me don’t do, don’t think I won’t
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| Take it all off, turn it all on
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| Get buck wild, hell bent, and stoned
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| It’s better I don’t
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| Now there’s things I don’t remember
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| There’s things that I do
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| But I don’t know the half of what I got into
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| And it’s better I don’t, cause believe me I will
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| I get looser than a line on your fishing reel
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| Dare me don’t do, don’t think I won’t take it all off
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| Turn it all on
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| Get buck wild, hell bent, and stoned
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| Drunk dial somebody on the phone
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| Drink too many beers and drive a Harley home
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| It’s better I don’t
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| Yeah it’s better I don’t
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| Yeah it’s better I don’t |