| Monday rolls around into Sunday |
| I remember that one day |
| Mum said I would find that special someone I could marry |
| Divorce me like I was nothing |
| Then drain me out of my money |
| God damnit |
| Lord please don't throw me back into the |
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| Rodeo |
| Everybody's looking for their Romeo |
| I just want to crawl back in my hole |
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| Tongue tied |
| Gettin' head through the window |
| Watching all of the girls moan |
| Alabama's shaking so I guess he'll feel up Sally? |
| Do whatever to thrill you |
| Do whatever that kills you |
| I just know that I don't wanna go back to the |
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| Rodeo |
| Everybody's looking for their Romeo |
| I don't want to go back to the |
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| Rodeo |
| Everybody's looking for their Romeo |
| I just wanna crawl back in my |
| Ho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-le |
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| I'd rather choke from a rope and hang dead |
| Please don't throw me in that |
| Rodeo |
| Everybody's looking for their Romeo |
| I just wanna crawl back in my |
| Ho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-le |
| I'd rather choke on a rope than go home with a Rodeo |
| Romeo |
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