| It takes a whole lot of liquor
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| To like her
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| Thats why I drink all the time
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| It takes a whole lot of liquor
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| To like her
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| But when I’m liquored up I like her just fine
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| She wants to tell me where to go Tell me what to do Tell me what to eat
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| And how loud I can chew
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| She even wants to tell me What thoughts I oughta think
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| It used to drive me crazy
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| Till it drove me to drink
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| It takes a whole lot of liquor
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| To like her
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| Thats why I drink all the time
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| It takes a whole lot of liquor
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| To like her
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| But when I’m liquored up I like her just fine
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| Well shes such a pretty thing
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| You’d think shes heaven sent
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| She’s the quarrelsome kind
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| Love’s an argument
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| She could yell all day
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| She can scream all night
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| I just sit there smilin
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| As high as a kite
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| It takes a whole lot of liquor
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| To like her
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| Thats why I drinking all the time
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| It takes a whole lot of liquor
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| To like her
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| But when I’m liquored up I like her just fine
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| This drinking buddy of mine
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| Said he met a girl
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| Said she was the meanest
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| Woman in the world
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| I saw her pretty picture
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| I said man your poking fun
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| Then the day I met her
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| I said pour me one
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| It takes a whole lot of liquor
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| To like her
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| Thats why I drink all the time
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| It takes a whole lot of liquor
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| To like her
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| But when I’m liquored up I like her just fine
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| You may look down your nose at me Think I’m an old sorry
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| Son of a bean
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| The only way I’m giving up My drinking glass is if I can
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| Find a way to get her off my back
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| Spoken: Your wife’s on the phone.
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| Little brown jug upon my lips
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| Your saving our love
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| With every sip
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| It takes a whole lot of liquor
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| To like her
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| Thats why I drink all the time
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| It takes a whole lot of liquor
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| To like her
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| But when I’m liquored up I like her just fine
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| Every time I get sober
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| She drives me out of my mind
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| It takes a whole lot of liquor
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| To like her
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| But when I’m liquored up I like her just fine
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| But when I’m liquored up I like her just fine
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| But when I’m liquored up Hell I love her |