| Got a classic Red Ryder at Rocky Camp
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| Out in ol' Hat Creek
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| Lookin' for jaybirds left and right
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| Try and knock 'em up out the tree
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| Everybody I know’s watchin' Clint
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| They all like watchin' Clint
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| All the little snypes want to be like Clint
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| They all want to be like Clint
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| But I want to be like Lee Van Cleef
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| Ya know I want to be like Lee
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| What ever happened to Lee Van Cleef?
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| What ever happened to Lee?
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| A yellow Studebaker with a 302
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| A seat of green naugahyde
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| I put a couple of dings in that pickup truck
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| A few more dents in his pride
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| At Hilltop Drive-in they’re watchin' Clint
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| They all like watchin' Clint
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| On the big screen they want to see old Clint
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| They all want to see old Clint
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| But I want to see Lee Van Cleef
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| Ya know I like to see old Lee
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| What ever happened to Lee Van Cleef?
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| What ever happened to Lee?
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| Now the Studebaker’s gone and Lee’s passed on Clint’s still as sharp as can be The Hilltop Drive-in is an auto mall
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| But no one’s built over Lee
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| We all get a kick out of watchin' Clint
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| We all get a kick out of Clint
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| There ain’t never been one quite like Clint
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| There’s really only one Clint
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| But I really did like Lee Van Cleef
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| I sure did really like Lee
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| What ever happened to Lee Van Cleef?
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| What ever happened to Lee?
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| We still get a kick out of watchin' Clint
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| We all get a kick out of Clint
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| There ain’t never been one quite like Clint
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| There’s really only one Clint
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| I always did like Lee Van Cleef
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| Always did like Lee
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| Nobody’s steely like Lee Van Cleef
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| What ever happened to Lee?
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| What ever happened to Lee Van Cleef?
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| Don’t forget about Lee |