| Oh what’s wrong with me | 
| Said oh what’s wrong with me | 
| I know what I don’t wanna be | 
| A dead end on the family tree | 
| And I just lost my virginity | 
| To a girl who won’t remember me at all | 
| Took her out on a shopping spree | 
| Happiness never happened for free | 
| Could it be that I imagined things | 
| I’m just sad instead of heartbroken | 
| She came home but she’s leaving again | 
| She’s coming back but she won’t say when | 
| And I don’t sing songs anymore | 
| I don’t feel young anymore | 
| And it’s hard to conceal | 
| That these tears that I cry are for real | 
| Any more | 
| My pop said I should be like him | 
| My mom says I can live with them | 
| I had to ask my little brother to lend | 
| Me change for the bus 'til I see him again | 
| I’m getting drunk every day of the week | 
| My ship sunk but it had no leak | 
| A fortune teller on Bishop street | 
| She read my hand and the future is bleak | 
| I’m tired of sitting upon the fence | 
| I’ve got no self confidence | 
| Why don’t I have a circle of friends | 
| I’m so square they don’t even pretend | 
| Don’t give in | 
| You can never let them win | 
| But I get cold | 
| I get cold | 
| Every night, night, night | 
| Without a prayer in my heart, heart, heart | 
| Oh what’s wrong with me | 
| Said oh Lord what’s wrong with me | 
| I know what I don’t wanna be | 
| A dead end on the family tree | 
| And the train for my salvation | 
| Is departing from the station | 
| She don’t feel like conversation | 
| So I’m talking to myself | 
| I got nobody else | 
| I got my bottle of booze and my stale cigarettes | 
| Down from the shelf |