| Wanna tell a story bout a girl named sheila
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| Lovely lil thing but a bit of a dreamer
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| Shes been married for three long years
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| Got three children and they’re all lil dears
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| But
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| Now shes bored with her married bliss
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| So
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| She goes out on the town, has a bit of this and that
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| Guy ment nothing, one night stand
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| Test turned blue, got much more on her hands
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| Uh-oh, its all gone wrong and (X3)
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| ITS ALL GONE WRONG
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| Derek knew she worked at the supermarket
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| So while out on a drive decided to go and park it
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| Down by the river, walked to the store
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| Never got the courage up2 talk2 her before
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| But he’d been up practisin all last night
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| Plannin what he’s gonna say
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| Makin sure it sounded right
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| As he turned the corner by the milk and orange juice
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| Playin tonsil hockey with the spotty guy from fresh produce
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| Tom was a guy that fully understood
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| That the car that u drive is an extension of ur manhood
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| As u can imagine, never let her down
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| Entered the equation wen he drove his cadillac around
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| Pretty damn long pretty damn wide
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| 2 silver lightenin bolts painted down the side
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| Imagine his grief, pity his pain
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| Both broke down one mornin and never started up again
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| Fred played the guitar in his best mates band
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| He knew that they’d get far
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| All they needed was a helping hand
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| When practising one evenin there was a knock at the door
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| Opened up to see a guy noone had ever seen before
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| Introduced himself as bob the talent scout
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| Handed them a form, told them they should fill it out
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| Theyre still practisin in fred’s backroom
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| Owe 10 thousand quid, bailiffs will be calling soon
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| Wanna tell a story bout a girl named sheila
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| Lovely lil thing but a bit of a dreamer
|
| Shes been married for three long years
|
| Got three children and they’re all lil dears
|
| But
|
| Now shes bored with her married bliss
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| So
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| She goes out on the town, has a bit of this and that
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| Guy ment nothing, one night stand
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| Test turned blue, got much more on her hands |