| Well the pirates are all tired
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| It’s time to give up life at sea
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| They’ve all bought property in the neighbourhood
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| They’ll be living next to you and me
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| The PTA had a meeting today
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| About the children and they don’t know what to do
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| And the clergymen say what about the church, then?
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| And the cops are shaking in their boots
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| St. Francis doesn’t have a chance
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| This is not fair this is not right
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| You landlubbers, lock your cupboards
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| Keep your daughters out of sight
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| Those pirates have chlamydia
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| And their hair is full of lice
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| And in a few short weeks this nice little town
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| Will be ridden with sin and vice
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| There won’t be many smiling faces
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| And things will get a little out of hand
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| Yo-ho, make way for chaos
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| When the pirates come to land
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| Their clothes are strange
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| And I heard they never change
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| And their names are hard to say
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| And once they come and settle down
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| They’ll never go away
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| I never put a stock in the character
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| Of the seafaring, ship-going sort
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| With their ---ings and their peg legs
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| And their stink of --- sort
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| Who knows, they might be murderers
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| Or pedophiles or godless communists
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| Or worse, they might be liberals
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| And we just can’t take that risk
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| ‘Cause with every eye patch
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| Every skull and cross-bones flag
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| Every funny pointed hat and every sword
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| There’s one more reason to show them all the door
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| There won’t be many smiling faces
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| And things will get a little out of hand
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| Yo-ho, make way for chaos
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| When the pirates come to land
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| There won’t be many smiling faces
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| And things will get a little out of hand
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| Yo-ho, make way for chaos
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| When the pirates come to land |