| Anthony walked to his death because he thought he’d never feel this way again
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| If he goes back to the house then things would go from bad to worse
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| What could he do?
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| He wants to remember things exactly as he left them on that funny day
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| And if there is something else beyond, he isn’t scared because
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| It’s bound to be less boring than today
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| Bound to be less boring than tomorrow
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| Hilary went to her death because she couldn’t think of anything to say
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| Everybody thought that she was boring, so they never listened anyway
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| Nobody was really saying anything of interest
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| She fell asleep
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| She was into S&M and bible studies, not everyone’s
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| Cup of tea she would admit to me
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| Her cup of tea, she would admit to no one
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| Her cup of tea, she would admit to me
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| Her cup of tea, she would admit to no one
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| Hilary went to the Catholic Church because she wanted information
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| The vicar or whatever, took her to one side and gave her confirmation,
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| Saint Theresa’s calling her, the church up on the hill is looking lovely
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| But it didn’t interest, the only things she wants to know is
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| How and why and when and where to go
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| How and why and when and where to follow
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| How and why and when and where to go
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| How and why and when and where to follow
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| But if you are feeling sinister
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| Go off and see a minister
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| He’ll try in vain to take away
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| The pain of being a hopeless unbeliever
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| La la la la la la la
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| When she got back, her spirituality was thrown into confusion
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| So she got a special deal on renting from the man at Rediffusion
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| «Look at me! | 
| I’m on TV, it makes up for the shortcomings of being poor
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| Now I’m in a million pieces», picked up for deliberation
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| By the people listening at home
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| By the people watching on the telly
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| By the people listening at home
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| By the people watching on the telly
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| But if you are feeling sinister
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| Go off and see a minister
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| He’ll try in vain to take away
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| The pain of being a hopeless unbeliever
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| La la la la la la la
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| La la la la la la la
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| But if you are feeling sinister
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| Go off and see a minister
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| The chances are you’ll probably feel better
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| If you stayed and played with yourself |