| Yeah thats right one time
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| This is how we do it in the NPT
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| Mother Hubbard
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| One two three to the four
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| I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store
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| Put on my slippers walk out the front door
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| It’s the GLC everybody lets go
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| One two three to the four
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| I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store
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| Put on my slippers walk out the front door
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| It’s the GLC everybody lets go
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| Wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity walking down the street
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| To the shops to get me something to eat
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| I’m wearing my pigitty pigitty pigitty pigitty jams
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| Coz I don’t give a fuck and I don’t give a damn
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| Thats how we roll in the NPT
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| When you going down the shops coz you’ve run out of tea
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| Looking really fly in my onesie
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| And I take my teddy bear for company
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| One two three to the four
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| I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store
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| Put on my slippers walk out the front door
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| It’s the GLC everybody lets go
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| One two three to the four
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| I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store
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| Put on my slippers walk out the front door
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| It’s the GLC everybody lets go
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| I get up and I’m straight out the door
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| Coz I got no shame I don’t care no more
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| I only want beer and a microwave meal
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| I don’t know what the fuss is or the big deal
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| It’s not like Im shopping in the nude
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| I just want some Rizlas and dog food
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| Some people want a selfie some people throwing shade
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| Coz I’m dressed as a unicorn buying lemonade
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| Like is a catwalk so put on what you feel
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| If you want to wear pyjamas then it ain’t no fucking deal
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| I wears them on the school run the missus is ashamed
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| Not because they’re PJs but because they’re stained
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| Last week I wore my PJs all day
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| To the job centre then to get a take away
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| I gets up late I haven’t got dressed
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| So I’m shopping in my PJs at the Baneswell Express
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| One two three to the four
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| I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store
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| Put on my slippers walk out the front door
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| It’s the GLC everybody lets go
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| One two three to the four
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| I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store
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| Put on my slippers walk out the front door
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| It’s the GLC everybody lets go
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| If I was on a Stag do dressed as David Hasselhoff
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| Or and adult baby you wouldn’t even scoff
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| Wearing a snorkel flippers or dressed like Robocop
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| When you seen me by the milks you wouldn’t even stop
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| Or dressed like Jimmy Savile or other well known pedophiles
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| You wouldn’t bat an eyelid when you seen me in the isles
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| But when you see me in my PJs by the frozen goods
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| You got me banned from all the local shops in the neighbourhoods
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| Once upon a time well right now yo
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| I wear my pyjamas and live life slow
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| Where laws are stern and justice is good
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| So I can’t wear my PJs to the shops in Beachwood
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| But it should be my choice if I want to get dressed
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| Or stay in my jim jams when I’m buying chicken breast
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| Your just mega jells don’t get annoyed
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| I bet you wish you were stoned and unemployed
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| Just hit the west side of the NPT
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| Gonna get a scratch card for the lottery
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| Got my slippers on think I’m going down
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| To the Bansewell Express in my dressing gown
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| One two three to the four
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| I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store
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| Put on my slippers walk out the front door
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| It’s the GLC everybody lets go
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| One two three to the four
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| I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store
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| Put on my slippers walk out the front door
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| It’s the GLC everybody lets go |